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Song Parodies -> "Head On ( Apply This Directly To Amiright)"

Original Song Title:

"Headlong"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Head On ( Apply This Directly To Amiright)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

now you bought some head on
pain free is your goal
the headache now is so strong
now it will start stopping
now there's something you can do about it
yes there's somethin you can somethin you can something you can
do about it

now you bought some head on
and you're in control
apply directly head on the stuff feels so cold
now that pain is stoppin now there's somethin you can do
about it yeah

hey I used to be a man with a pill in my hand
(oops did he? did he? oops did he do?)
she used to be a woman with a pained brain gland
(oops did he? did he? oops did he do?)
bought with a group in the medicare plan
now I got the drug apply to forehead of man
i'm gettin it tonight
now I feel so groovy soon be sleepin in the night
let me out of this I'll feel groovy

head on, to the forehead I'm applyin'
head on, I'm in control
wow my headache's so strong
now it will start stoppin yeah the pain is droppin
and there's somethin I can somethin I can somethin I can
do about it

when a pained out man needs a nice panacea
oops did he? did he did he? oops did he too?
now the pain was raging and I tried ecinacea
(oops did he? did he? oops did he do?)
with the drug streaking nowhere does it burn
and the pain is stoppin no more brain in a churn
it ain't no time to figure out just what's right
aspirin's out the window got my treatment tonight
Cause reasons out of the window better hold on tight
I bought some head on
head on, I'm in control yeah
yeah I'm glad it's so strong
and the pain's now stoppin
and there's somethin to somethin to somethin to do about it
it's a ball

yeah yeah all right ... go!

now I bought sme head on, doin it my way
and I'm rubbing head on I'm in control
and I'm glad it's so strong
and the pain's now stopping
and there's somethin somethin somethin I can do about it

Ah ha
Head on
Yeah yeah yeah
Head on
Head on

Head on

Gnoldeah gnoldeah gnoldeah gnoldeah

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AdmiralMercurial - September 01, 2014 - Report this comment
I remember the HeadOn commercials well and think this is a great summary of the product's effects, though I must point out that the ending kicker line technically should have been "Nodaeh nodaeh nodaeh nodaeh".

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