see the block we've walked around,
where's that poodle hanging out?
now a hydrant needs to be found,
and I'll wee wee there

you know my mind is changeble
rub my ears, it's tolerable
a tree would be adorable
and I'll wee wee there

I'm so tired of being walkied
I still like to lie and sleep
won't you give me back my house you creep?

chased the frisbee, played the fool,
snuck a pee in your new pool
man's best friend, the golden rule,
let me wee wee there

lightning makes me terrorized
say "here boy" and I'm hypnotised
don't ever let me get euthanized
handle me with care

I'm so tired of being walkied
I still like to lie and sleep
won't you give me back my house you creep?

lift my leg and make a mess
but this is wet, it stays I guess
poop and scoop's the worst I guess,
I'll just wee wee there

I'm so tired of being walkied
I still like to lie and sleep
won't you give me back my house you creep?