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Song Parodies -> "Tonight I'll Cellotape My Nuts To You"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You"

Original Performer:

Peabo Bryson And Roberta Flak Jacket

Parody Song Title:

"Tonight I'll Cellotape My Nuts To You"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

WHEN YOU CAN'T SEW TENNIS BALLS INTO YOUR JAMMIES
tonight, I'll cellotape my nuts to you
it seems an unnatural thing to do
tonight, you're not gonna mind me
I'll just tape them there behind, see?
when I tape up these two,
tonight I cellotape my nuts to you
right onto your backside, and I know you'll feel these two
tonight my babe, you won't be snoring,
in the night, like machines boring
when I tape these to you.. tonight

tonight I'll cellotape my nuts to you
and that snoring cure is gonna come shining through
tonight, there's no almonds, just peanuts
but baby, you'll need these two, peanuts taped on to you
all night

tonight I cellotape my nuts to you
and sleep I will, the whole night through
tonight my love, you will endeavour
to admit that this is clever
when I tape nuts to you
tonight I cellotape my nuts to you
and sleep I will, the whole night through
tonight my love, you will endeavour
to admit that this is clever
when I tape nuts to you





ok admit it.. WHAT WERE YOU REALLY THINKING?????

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Royce Miller - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny title, and in answer to your question--I thought it wise to not think about it very long.
Adagio - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The title made me do it!! I kept trying to figure out the...er positions(?)
Jiffy - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it! Hugs Kisses Wishes and FISHES!!! YAY!

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