you're U.S.D.A meat,
and you're lookin so sweet,
much too good for hams to make
bovine is your species
wallowing in feces
and you just love it each day
and when we're out in pasture by the swing
I can hear your farts,
and baby it just seems

don't know how you do what you do
your curly tail is cute
baby they don't come much better
I wanna eat the grass that's outside
with you by my side
forever and ever
every little pig thing you do,
baby can I graze by you

the smell of your rind
softens up my mind
the way you grunt when you cut farts
piggy hair around you,
other pigs surround you
and I love your pig heart
oh it feels like it's so bete' noir
before we go to the abbatoir

don't know how you do what you do
your curly tail is cute
baby they don't come much better
I wanna eat the grass that's outside
with you by my side
forever and ever
every little pig thing you do,
baby can I graze by you