-> "The Strongest Wine"
Original Song Title:
"The Longest Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Strongest Wine"
The Lyrics
wo- wo- wo-wo
for the strongest wine
wo-wo-wo-wo-
for the strongest wine
if you fill your bathtub up with grapes
dance in there that's all it ever takes
experimented, now I think that I've fermented
a batch of vino in there of the strongest wine
take the stems off pull them off the vine
or they turn out sour every time
I once tried vine mixing
but it turned out hard with thickening
I'd rather make some of the strongest wine
wo- wo- wo-wo
for the strongest wine
wo-wo-wo-wo-
for the strongest wine
that's the stuff you sampled in the hall
please don't drive home, stay here after all
and if you need to,
I'll give you some more that you can feed to
your family, cause they love the strongest wine
who knows how much more I will make?
enough for tonight..
how much did you take?
don't drink too much, headaches are hard
and don't drive your car..just have a little bit more
friends know when I put the labels on
that soon it's all gone
it goes very fast
when I drain my bathtub for more
and stomp out some more
it brings out my old past
purple feet are what you have to know
scrub your toesies, and the dye will go
take off your sneakers,
lets just dance, turn up the speakers
amd we'll make bottles of the strongest wine
wo- wo- wo-wo
for the strongest wine
wo-wo-wo-wo-
for the strongest wine
welll i've hash schtrum of this itsch very fine
get druuuunk every time
from sheeds of da viinne
schoon we'll schleep and clear our headsh of this
alcoholics.. man I need a piss
it'sch very fine thjough..
hangover's kill a rhino
juscht keep drinking all the schtrongest..wwiinn...e
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