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Song Parodies -> "Worn Between Two Lovers..."

Original Song Title:

"Torn Between Two Lovers"

Original Performer:

Mary Mcgregor

Parody Song Title:

"Worn Between Two Lovers..."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for those who like a double entendre, here's one
there are times when a woman has to lay it on the line
even though she knows who it can affect
before she says another word she will tell you she loves you
then she moves in close and says these words as gently as she can

ther'es come a new disease, that she's fearful she will get
and now it means you must protect
and before you can undress her, pull it on, this thing can kill
and then you kiss her softly but she tastes like coffee filters will..

worn between two lovers wrapped around the fools
down in mexico, it's what the lovers do
worn between two lovers, sorta kinky cool
surgical masks, are now the loving rules

you mustn't now infect me
it's protection that you need
you are the first new love I wanna have
of all the things I ever did
this takes the cake, it's true
the mask gets wet we kiss again, and our tongues stick right through

worn between two lovers wrapped around the fools
down in mexico, it's what the lovers do
worn between two lovers, sorta kinky cool
surgical masks, are now the loving rules

so I really won't infect you if we play it safe today
but you can't wear one of these inside what did I just say???

worn between two lovers wrapped around the fools
down in mexico, it's what the lovers do
worn between two lovers, sorta kinky cool
surgical masks, are now the loving rules

Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
wearing them both, if you don't you're fools

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Timmy1000 - April 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever - could be taken either way - we'll all soon be surgeons.
Turtle, Not Swine, Thank Goodness - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Another STD (Swine-Transmitted Disease) flu right by us... clever use of the twin scares. 555

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