Song Parodies -> All The Meth You Take
| Original Song Title: | "Every Breath You Take" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "All The Meth You Take" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
all the meth you take makes your brain cells bake
makes you crave peach cake as you reach daybreak
just you watch, it's true
every single day, fifty bucks you pay
for that hit you say makes your life ok
just you watch, it's true
try LSD, better chemically
won't give you the shakes
unlike the meth you take
all the meth you take makes your body ache
makes your brain cells bake and you now can't take
all the drugs in you
when you're gone you can't see beyond your face
you lay at night in your dark and dingy place
you look around but you can't tie your lace
you feel so cold and you snuggle up in place
you're brain's frying flying free
try LSD, better chemically
won't give you the shakes
unlike the meth you take
all the meth you take makes your body ache
makes your brain cells bake and you now can't take
all the drugs in you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
makes you crave peach cake as you reach daybreak
just you watch, it's true
every single day, fifty bucks you pay
for that hit you say makes your life ok
just you watch, it's true
try LSD, better chemically
won't give you the shakes
unlike the meth you take
all the meth you take makes your body ache
makes your brain cells bake and you now can't take
all the drugs in you
when you're gone you can't see beyond your face
you lay at night in your dark and dingy place
you look around but you can't tie your lace
you feel so cold and you snuggle up in place
you're brain's frying flying free
try LSD, better chemically
won't give you the shakes
unlike the meth you take
all the meth you take makes your body ache
makes your brain cells bake and you now can't take
all the drugs in you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
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Brilliant title sub, beautifully executed
As always, Malcolm is on top of his game! Excellent, very entertaining.
Sir Malcolm, who really wants to 'watch' this ???
Malcolm - This is all methed up but in a very clever and funny way. One question though? Why do you have the same song out here three times? No fair in a race to the one spot now.
I enjoyed (the parody!) :)
5's. I should do one called Every Song I Rate. That's a heck of an idea. Thanks Malc.
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