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Song Parodies -> "All The Meth You Take"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"All The Meth You Take"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

all the meth you take makes your brain cells bake
makes you crave peach cake as you reach daybreak
just you watch, it's true

every single day, fifty bucks you pay
for that hit you say makes your life ok
just you watch, it's true

try LSD, better chemically
won't give you the shakes
unlike the meth you take

all the meth you take makes your body ache
makes your brain cells bake and you now can't take
all the drugs in you

when you're gone you can't see beyond your face
you lay at night in your dark and dingy place
you look around but you can't tie your lace
you feel so cold and you snuggle up in place
you're brain's frying flying free

try LSD, better chemically
won't give you the shakes
unlike the meth you take

all the meth you take makes your body ache
makes your brain cells bake and you now can't take
all the drugs in you





I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you

I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you
I'll be watchin' you
(all the meth you take, every move you make,
every cell you bake every dose you take)
I'll be watchin' you
(every single day, fifty bucks you pay,
every game you play, makes your life ok)
I'll be watchin' you

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Phil Alexander - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant title sub, beautifully executed
BonnieB - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
As always, Malcolm is on top of his game! Excellent, very entertaining.
UnKnownVotress - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm, who really wants to 'watch' this ???
Guy - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Malcolm - This is all methed up but in a very clever and funny way. One question though? Why do you have the same song out here three times? No fair in a race to the one spot now.
Peregrin - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I enjoyed (the parody!) :)
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
5's. I should do one called Every Song I Rate. That's a heck of an idea. Thanks Malc.

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