Song Parodies -> Hag Wall ( The "ex" Photo Gallery Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Rag Doll" |
| Original Performer: | Aerosmith |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hag Wall ( The "ex" Photo Gallery Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
hag wall, showin off the pictures,
this one? no I never miss her
not mine, all of them relieved me of
my cash, though, man
this slime, tell ya she was easy,
with friends, always spread her kneesies
hag wall, all of them went through me
they went once before..
this one liked the bed toys,
another liked the brown boys
showing off my hag wall
now I'm such a glad boy
here's one that makes me not proud
shoulda wore a cloth shroud
this one once became a wet dream
with a fire hose, a great scene
another one that was mine..
had enough of having bad times
here was Lizzy, called her Gizzy,
takin all I got until I put her out on the old street
now I'm learning, yes I'm learnin'
staying single for a long time
not another will be mine
life's improving, singleness is proving
no more "Gizzys"
now I'm learning, yes I'm learnin'
staying single for a long time
not another will be mine
life improving, singleness is groovy
goodbye Gizzy,
stupid, fat and dizzy
took all what I got until I put her out on the street
this one? no I never miss her
not mine, all of them relieved me of
my cash, though, man
this slime, tell ya she was easy,
with friends, always spread her kneesies
hag wall, all of them went through me
they went once before..
this one liked the bed toys,
another liked the brown boys
showing off my hag wall
now I'm such a glad boy
here's one that makes me not proud
shoulda wore a cloth shroud
this one once became a wet dream
with a fire hose, a great scene
another one that was mine..
had enough of having bad times
here was Lizzy, called her Gizzy,
takin all I got until I put her out on the old street
now I'm learning, yes I'm learnin'
staying single for a long time
not another will be mine
life's improving, singleness is proving
no more "Gizzys"
now I'm learning, yes I'm learnin'
staying single for a long time
not another will be mine
life improving, singleness is groovy
goodbye Gizzy,
stupid, fat and dizzy
took all what I got until I put her out on the street
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Had an idea like this for Bowling for Soup's "Come back to Texas" - String up my exes - but never been married I really couldn't get into the right mode to make it work out anyway, enjoyed this though! :-)
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