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Song Parodies -> "Martini, Schir, And Pleasche Make It Dry"

Original Song Title:

"Ordinary Average Guy"

Original Performer:

Joe Walsh

Parody Song Title:

"Martini, Schir, And Pleasche Make It Dry"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

why Sean Connery doesn't sing as James Bond
Vodka Martini pleasche, and keep it quite dry
I've juscht killed goldfinger, quite a bad guy
evil perschonsch though, they are undeterred,
and oh by the way, that'sch shaken not schtirred,
Martini, pleasche and pleasche make it dry

I love to lead a double "oo" 'sch life,
I shag all the time, I don't have a wife
Misch moneypenny thinksch sche'sch in reach,
but Urschula andresch, I shagged on the beach,
Martini, Schir, and pleasche make it dry

Every schaturday, I schee "q" and the boysch
lotsch of exscploschionsch, lotsch of new toysch
my aschton Martin hasch an invischible dischguische
fighting off crime, isch rischky schometimesch
Martini, schir, and pleasche make it dri

martini, schir, and pleasche make it dry
martini, schir, and pleasche make it dry
martini, schir, and pleasche make it dry

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Wild Man - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny stuff , Malc.

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