Song Parodies -> Rogaine
| Original Song Title: | "Cocaine" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rogaine" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
if you're thinning on top, and you want to stop
rogaine
if your head is bald, and your hair growth has stalled,
rogain
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine
when your brow is gone, and you want a new one,
rogaine
if your comb over's bad,
and you're just like your dad, rogaine
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine
when you're head's got no hair, and you cry it's no fair,
rogaine
when you got cash, don't pout, and your hair it fell out,
rogaine
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine
rogaine
if your head is bald, and your hair growth has stalled,
rogain
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine
when your brow is gone, and you want a new one,
rogaine
if your comb over's bad,
and you're just like your dad, rogaine
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine
when you're head's got no hair, and you cry it's no fair,
rogaine
when you got cash, don't pout, and your hair it fell out,
rogaine
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine
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