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Song Parodies -> "Totally Blitzed From The Start"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Totally Blitzed From The Start"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

fallin down..
every now and then when you're lonely,
gimme beer, and I'll be headin round
fallin down
every now and then I get a little bit tired
of listenin to you, gimme some beers
fallin down
every now and then I get a little bit nervous,
that the rest of all the beers have gone dry
fallin down
every now and then I drink a little bit more
and then I see the look in your eyes
fallin down, red eyed
every now and then I fall apart
turn around, red eyes
every now and then I fall apart

beers I've found
every now and then I try a little budweiser
but I think I'm needin something more mild
beer, I've found
every now and then I buy a little more genny
end up crying like a child in your arms
falling down
every now and then my drunk it gets angry
and I know I got to cool off outside
fallin down
every now and then I drink a little too much
and then I see that look in your eyes

and I need a case tonight, and I need them more than ever
and if you don't stop your whine you keep yakking on forever
and I'm gonna get wasted tonight cause it never is wrong
together we'll kill this case and then we'll get us some wine
I can't stand you sober, baby most of the time
I don't know what to do, we used to give sparks
now I think you look much better when in the dark
I realy need booze tonight,
forever then it'll make this right
forever's gonna start tonight

once upon a time, I was happy not drunk,
happier times far apart
there's nothing I can do, unless I'm totally blitzed from the start

turn around, red eyed
fallin down red eyed

turn around, every now and then I get a little bit horny
but your butt is too round
turn around
every now and then I get a little bit tired
of listening to you without beers
fallin down
every now and then I wish that you would look better
if alcohol levels were high
fallin down
every now and then I get a little bit terrified
that my liver has grown three times
turn around red eyed
every now and then I fall apart
turn around red eyed
every now and then I fall apart

beers I've found
every now and then I try a little budweiser
but I think I'm needin something more mild
beer, I've found
every now and then I buy a little more genny
end up crying like a child in your arms
falling down
every now and then my drunk it gets angry
and I know I got to cool off outside
fallin down
every now and then I drink a little too much
and then I see that look in your eyes

and I need a case tonight, and I need them more than ever
and if you don't stop your whine you keep yakking on forever
and I'm gonna get wasted tonight cause it never is wrong
together we'll kill this case and then we'll get us some wine
I can't stand you sober, baby most of the time
I don't know what to do, we used to give sparks
now I think you look much better when in the dark
I realy need booze tonight,
forever then it'll make this right
forever's gonna start tonight

once upon a time, I was happy not drunk,
happier times far apart
there's nothing I can do, unless I'm totally blitzed from the start

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