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Song Parodies -> "Scorn Betwen Two Lovers"

Original Song Title:

"Torn Between Two Lovers"

Original Performer:

Mary Mcgregor

Parody Song Title:

"Scorn Betwen Two Lovers"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

as sung by my ex
there are times when a woman has to prove she's lost her mind
even though she knows, she'll be a jerk
before you say another word, let me tell you, I hate you
and I think you're gross, to say these words,
I thought you were a man......

I threw a can of ham but I missed him on the bed
you are a dork, but hey there, I digress
and I hope you won't infect me, or your ass I'll surely kill
within that empty space inside your head, that just cement should fill

scorn between two lovers,
you've been such a fool,
no fidelity,
breaks a marriage rule
scorn between two lovers,
divvied out your tool
damn I trusted you, you made me out a fool

I refuse to say I've failed you
though you just nailed someone else
you were the first ex man I ever had
all the things I've said in anger
I swear they'll all stay true
and never will you get that part of me,
again I kept for you

scorn between two lovers,
you've been such a fool,
no fidelity,
breaks a marriage rule
scorn between two lovers,
divvied out your tool
damn I trusted you, you made me out a fool


I hope you never blame me, if I take your every cent
you never thought a filthy concubine, would leave your wallet spent

scorn between two lovers,
you've been such a fool,
no fidelity,
breaks a marriage rule
scorn between two lovers,
divvied out your tool
damn I trusted you, you made me out a fool

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Guy - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about James McGreevy. It would have worked so well. Still a great write Malky.

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