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Song Parodies -> "He's Black"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"He's Black"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

six letters, Dee..... G-U-I-L-T-Y
two cops on patrol, they thought they had a drinker,
Dee Brown from the N.B.A.
pulled him over, said it was his colour,
then he got to court, and say

he black! he black!.
that is what we acted on
he black! he black
took it to appeal and won

drivin down the road, that S.U.V he's in it
where's that brother get that ride
despite the legal fact he blew over the limit
had the race card on his side

he black! he black!.
that is what we acted on
he black! he black
took it to appeal and won

he black, your honnah.........

go home.. let the brother on

Now he's with a team that's called orlando Magic
head of player personnel
walked away from here and some say that it's tragic
I think he can go to hell

he black! he black!.
that is what we acted on
he black! he black
took it to appeal and won

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 10

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Orenthal - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, leave the bro alone!
south pride - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it and I agree with you completely.
dave - April 26, 2003 - Report this comment
why are you racist??
malcolm higgins - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
ahem.. let me explain why I am "racist" I am "racist" because I will write a parody of a black man, who had no other defence to a charge other that "he stop be 'cause I'm bluhk" wrong.. I didnt play the race card.. the cops who stopped him said he was weaving. heblew twice the limit.. he was slurred speech, glassy eyes, distorted thoughts.. wow.. sounds like they stopped him for being overly black huh?? don't let the facts of the case cloud your "racist" moniker of me. I hop ehis word gets thrown around some more.. it is losing it's meaning.. btw.. my wife is african american.. she reads my stuff..twit..
dave - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
i know your wife is african american cause her big black booty was in my face all night last night
malcolm higgins - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
well dav I guess that's why she came home early did she tell you she has hepatitis c?
dave - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment

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