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Song Parodies -> "Piss And Say Goodbye ( To Your Gold Medal)"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss And Say Goodbye"

Original Performer:

The Manhattans

Parody Song Title:

"Piss And Say Goodbye ( To Your Gold Medal)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to our best canadian sprinter, Ben Johnson, who in his immortal jamaican brogue said " I, I nevah knowlingly took stereos"
(I.O.C. official):
this has got to be the saddest day of your life...
we brought you here today for a bit of bad news..
they won't be able to cheer you anymore
because of the drug restrictions, and the lies you have
those you've beaten here today....
and now we know why you're better
we just wanna test you one more time
so just turn and fill this jar,and then turn back
so we can remember you just like this..
just go piss and say goodbye...
I had to pee, true here you say...
the drug tests positive today...
yeah you caught me, now I'm through
this is something I hate to do
is a steroid oh so wrong?
now I know yeah, yeah it's wrong..
hey darlin' I'll deny..
I've just pissed, and said goodbye..

many months will pass me by
I'll race horses, cars and bikes
I got caught and so will you
I just thought it was the thing to do
couldn't hurt me, doctors lie..
the IOC can give me another try
understand me, but oh why why why why why why
I'll just piss and say goodbye

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Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The best Canadian sprinter was Guy Lafleur. Don't believe me? Ask the Boston Bruins.
Peregrin - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep! Poor Ben! (Poor nothing) - see ya later, ya big loser! 5's!

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