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Song Parodies -> "No Boogers Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"No Sugar Tonight"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"No Boogers Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

after "a boogie lined my glove" I had to bring this one in too
lonely feelin, deep inside,
where's the mucous, deep inside
fingers lookin, but I can't see
nails are hookin, but I can't feeeeell

no boogers tonight on my knuckle,
no boogers tonight for me
no boogers to flick on windshields,
no boogers to gross out me

da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da

nostril silence, below my mind,
I'm still mining, what can I find?
nasal passage, eluding me
give me a booger that I can seee

no boogers tonight on my knuckle,
no boogers tonight for me
no boogers to flick on a windshield
no boogers to gross out me

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 6

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dave - April 27, 2003 - Report this comment
who wrote this?? a 11 year old kid?? what a joke, this was the worst parody i have heard ever in my entire life

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