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Song Parodies -> "Three Types Of Gravy"

Original Song Title:

"Three Times A Lady"

Original Performer:

Lionel Ritchie

Parody Song Title:

"Three Types Of Gravy"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

thanks for the meat that you're serving me,
the trimmings are all just so fine,
but now that we've come to adorn what we're serving
there's something I must say out loud
there's beef, rice, three types of gravy
and I love two..
yes there's once twice three types of gravy
but I love two.. I love two

when peas serve together
and carrots I cherish
we keep the portions apart
to chew them to eat them, to spew them, with meat then,
there's nothing to keep it apart
there's beef, rice, three types of gravy
and I love two..
yes there's once twice three types of gravy
but I love two.. I love two

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I can only imagine how hard it must have been to not write this about another kind of gravy. 5s.
Rick C - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You didn't miss the boat with this one. Scrumptuous! 555
Stephen Harrington - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for the gravy.
Lionel Richie - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I like parodies of my music, but be sure you spell my surname correctly. I still give it a perfect 5 5 5 vote.
LucidLupin - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
VERY Rich! 5s ;)
Larry Hensley - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
It's so romantic, 555 grams of fat
Johnny D - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
The fastest way to a ___'s ___ is through ___ ____ !

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