-> "Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song)"
The Lyrics
her hair is sprayed, it's old,
her lips a huge demise,
she's old as yukon snow,
she's had better days with guys
she'll turn the music up too,
her ears need it twice
her hands are wrinkled so,
she's had better days with guys
and she'll jiggle,
and wriggle,
just to try to hide the wrinkles
she's atrocious, but she knows just how to use her new blush,
she's got veiny, wrinkled, smelly thighs,
she's had better days with guys
she'll beg to take her home,
she can't say she's uptight
you're sitting on her throne
she's had better days with guys
she'll try to tumble on you,.
but she's all worn and not nice,
until you scream "I'M Through!!"
she's had better days with guys
she'll expose it, oo, she shows it,
it's all floppy down, she knows it,
you're offended, but you ask her where's the closet?
all the boys think she'd be dry,
she's had better days with guys
and she'll jiggle,
and wriggle,
just to try to hide the wrinkles
she's atrocious, but she knows just how to use her new blush,
she's got veiny, wrinkled, smelly thighs,
she's had better days with guys
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