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Song Parodies -> "Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"Better Days With Guys ( The Ugly Cougar Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

been there, done this.. why do women we'd never say hello to look better at 2 am after 20 beers?
her hair is sprayed, it's old,
her lips a huge demise,
she's old as yukon snow,
she's had better days with guys
she'll turn the music up too,
her ears need it twice
her hands are wrinkled so,
she's had better days with guys

and she'll jiggle,
and wriggle,
just to try to hide the wrinkles
she's atrocious, but she knows just how to use her new blush,
she's got veiny, wrinkled, smelly thighs,
she's had better days with guys

she'll beg to take her home,
she can't say she's uptight
you're sitting on her throne
she's had better days with guys
she'll try to tumble on you,.
but she's all worn and not nice,
until you scream "I'M Through!!"
she's had better days with guys

she'll expose it, oo, she shows it,
it's all floppy down, she knows it,
you're offended, but you ask her where's the closet?
all the boys think she'd be dry,
she's had better days with guys

and she'll jiggle,
and wriggle,
just to try to hide the wrinkles
she's atrocious, but she knows just how to use her new blush,
she's got veiny, wrinkled, smelly thighs,
she's had better days with guys

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Red Ant - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm, given the content of this one, would you like to take Chris DeBurghs song "Lady In Red" and turn it into "May Be Inbred?" about a woman that 20 beers won't help?
Yet Another Dutchman - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
5's, and the sad thing is that she probably tries everything to look young, too.

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