babe, I want to do the thing today
but there's something that I need to play
before you can ride
there's this problem inside
there's a way
to show I love you

and.. i'm gettin real close again
it rises then it quickly ends
if I take one tonight,
you can turn out the light
and drift away
'cause now I can too..

it's gonna grow to normal size,
right before your eyes,
viagra
and we can use it right away
apparently it stays,
viagra
I can function like a man
not lyin, now it stands, viagra
viagra
I love you

foreplay is just a little appetizer,
thank you all the folks at phizer
too bad it's not free
I got back my "tree"
I feel so great
now I can use ya..

it take half an hour to grow
but when it does, baby you'll know
I'll be yellin waheyyyyy
please don't turn me away
just hold me close
now I can use you..

it's gonna grow to normal size,
right before your eyes,
viagra
and we can use it right away
apparently it stays,
viagra
I can function like a man
not lyin, now it stands, viagra
viagra
I love you

you and I.. I know that this is great
and I swear.. I swear that "it" won't die girl
tomorrow we repeat at eight
you, me and phizer can share a life together
it's up whenever
tomorrow too that's just great

and lookin the way it looks
strong enough to hold up books
do you need a spare coat hook?

it's gonna grow to normal size,
right before your eyes,
viagra
and we can use it right away
apparently it stays,
viagra
I can function like a man
not lyin, now it stands, viagra
viagra
I love you