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Song Parodies -> "Dressed"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Dressed"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

sigh... another night of food and transies
hey you, you're a chick in your head,
you've not come out yet,
your fur coat is still on your bed,
but I know
you'll get dressed

I know, that you're such a queen,
your contacts are green,
you're the stupidest I've ever seen,
anyway
you'll be dressed

and if you get dressed,
you'll look your best
I promise you that
I'd never think you're a guy,
when you wear a pink hat
I promise you that I promise you that I promise you that
you'll be dressed

drag queen, before you're too old,
you're brazen, you're bold,
as a "woman" I've watched you grow,
rightly so,
when you're dressed

and if you get dressed,
you'll look your best
I promise you that
I'd never think you're a guy,
when you wear a pink hat
I promise you that I promise you that I promise you that
you'll be dressed

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Anny - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good job!

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