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Song Parodies -> "I've Cleaned Every Hair (the Body Shave Tune)"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

The Good Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"I've Cleaned Every Hair (the Body Shave Tune)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I was havin me a shower,
it was little after noon,
I was washin up my bottom,
when I saw that hairy plume
I thought what's little doin sittin on my bum
I knew I'd never saw it growin there..
twas not the only one.. I pucked up my little razor,
and began without a care..
I've lathered all over my body an I've cleaned every hair..

I've cleaned every hair, man, shaved it everywhere man,
even under there''man, especially my pair, man
people now get scared man, I've cleaned every hair..

I did front ones, rear ones, hanging from my ear ones
hand ones, toes ones, sticking from my nose ones,
eye ones, thigh ones, some that are just guy ones '
read ones, dead ones, growing from my head ones
free ones, knee ones, some I couldn't see ones
flowin ones, growin ones showin ones, known ones

I've cleaned every hair, man, shaved it everywhere man,
even under there''man, especially my pair, man
people now get scared man, I've cleaned every hair..

I got black ones, brown ones, little tucky down ones
soft ones, rough ones, in a little tuft ones
pelt ones, felt ones, sticking in my belt ones
thin ones, shin ones, hard to keep them in ones
dumb ones, some one's growin from my bum ones
seen ones, mean ones, rubbin on my jeans ones

I've cleaned every hair, man, shaved it everywhere man,
even under there''man, especially my pair, man
people now get scared man, I've cleaned every hair..



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Old Man Ribber - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Hair-raising! As good as anything I've ever seen here. If you can sing this, I'll nominate you for the Nobel Parody Prize. ;D
blackjack21 - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Smooth!

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