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Song Parodies -> "Six Weeks With Irani Goats"

Original Song Title:

"Six Months In A Leaky Boat"

Original Performer:

Split Enz

Parody Song Title:

"Six Weeks With Irani Goats"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

When I was a london boy I wanted to sail 'round the world
That's the life for me, kill an irani
Spirit of a warrior circumnavigates the globe
The taste of a colder beer will acknowledge that we're here

I remember you by turbans drifting by
muzzle flash, nasty there 'sound the horn if you dare
I will spend six weeks with irani goats
from drifting in our navy boat

Ayatolla, rugged individual glisten like a pearl
As the butthole of the world
The tyrany resistance didn't stop the stupid queer
So why the new navy? I'll travel, it's all free

Ah come on mohammads, let's forget and forgive
There's a world to give more
Tales to we learned behind a door....
I will spend six weeks with irani goats
from drifting in our navy boat

shipwrecked? no, don't be fooled
don't be fooled by their kind
there's a dump in my pail, it stinks I cry and wail
I will spend six weeks with irani goats
from drifting in our navy boat

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jason - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
The word is 'Iranian', not 'Irani', so that was a big downfall on the pacing. I didn't find the rest that funny really.
Bradford Boogie - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good use of the original lyrics. Nice to see another Split Enz fan!

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