drivin Billy wild each day,
please don't do no more
Think he's had enough, says his head's real sore

Peregrin, let 'im in
knock knock, Peregrin,
this won't go away
oooh uh hu hu
oh you're a teaser,
to poor Billy each day
Peregrin, let 'em in
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la la

one potato, two potato
three potato four
come on out, Peregrin,
fake no more
five potato six potato
seven potato eight
fess it up, Peregrin,
Bill can't wait

why'd you hide, girl,
come outside girl
do what you want to
billy'l get you,
might as well face it
Peregrin, you know he's gonna get ya
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la la
sha la la la la la la la
la la la la la la