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Song Parodies -> "Pip's A Man"

Original Song Title:

"Guitarzan"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Pip's A Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

one jpeg is all it will take
well he clearly deceives, come clean would you please
his identity's bungled the moment to seize
has come, say with ease, got a pair of these
in your B.V.D's

wrote a parody song, identity's wrong
kept it up for too long, cause he has a man dong
just like Bill Tong
Chuck keeps posting them on

use chet's guitar course, plain to see,
he writes them in "a" and 'B" and and some in "d"
but want to go to bed with me
and me and Billy agree that one day soon you'll be
"out" finally

hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, ow
Pip's a man
yeah Pip's a man,
packed with a ham, it's all I can stand,
Pip's a man
aaaaaaaaaaa(jungle yell)

he's got a partner merry and this seems real scary
maybe just a queen fairy neither here nor ther-ey
maybe real name's terry, or Bob, Doug or Harry
when we see them here, Billy trembles with fear
it's just all so scary.. come on sing one, Merry

Baby.....Baby
Ow Baby... scadoobadoobadooba baby
owwwww baby

well now I feel like a monkey,
I think I'll get drunky
and write boogie woogie, or maybe a funky
come on, my time boys.. I'm just a monkey

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo ho
ooho oh hoh ooh oh o hooh ooh oohoh h
lets hear it for Malky!!!

on amiright, they need some excitement,
Bill's uptight, cause their gender aint right
but they write and unite oh yeah what a sight
but I 'spoze it's allright maybe dynamite,. on Amiright
lets clear this up right nnnooowwww

Baby.....Baby
Ow Baby... scadoobadoobadooba baby
owwwww baby

hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, ow
Pip's a man
yeah Pip's a man,
packed with a ham, it's all I can stand,
Pip's a man
aaaaaaaaaaa(jungle yell)

hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it,
ow
Pip's a man
merry's his right hand
it's all we can stand,
give em a hand, but
Pips a man

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Billy Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHA..OMG , I didnt realize how good this song fits could fit into a parody like this...Lol..good job Malcolm.....Now, Im still puzzeled by these two, i dont know at all what to think anymore.....I still think that Merry's female though, I just get that feeling when I read what she writes....Pippin, i dont know.....Damnit! Were being played like a pipe!
Meriadoc - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah! If I could only see Peregrin's face when she or he reads this... :-D
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
(comment author presently unavailable, searching for his ass, which he seems to have laughed off)
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, it's snapped back on. Malcolm, that was great. Why can't you write stuff like this all the time? Hold on, one of my snaps is loose... there. Whew. Malcolm Higgins and Ray Stevens, a deadly combination. I'd love to see what he can do with "Ahab the A-rab" or "The Streak." You'd better get down to business, Mr. Businessman!
malcolm higgins - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
yo Mike. when you write as many as I do, in as short a time, there are gonna be clunkers.. for the record. this week has been a whirlwind of sexual identity crisis.. who are Merry and Pips?? I think they are chicks and will write as such so there. if I'm wrong, well then the parodies will be all that funnier then, won't they?? so Mery and Pippin.. dixie chicks it is and chicksie dicks ok?? lol I have been working on a "streak" one it has to be good tho.. guitarzan took all of two minutes..
Claude Prez - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Man, I'm impressed. What we need around here is a little more scat. Great job!
Peregrin - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Wink!
Diva - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Liked the beat, I'll give it a10.
Jack Wilson - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT PARODY!!!!!!!1
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody about the Merry & Pippin/Malcolm Higgins Controversy

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