well he clearly deceives, come clean would you please
his identity's bungled the moment to seize
has come, say with ease, got a pair of these
in your B.V.D's

wrote a parody song, identity's wrong
kept it up for too long, cause he has a man dong
just like Bill Tong
Chuck keeps posting them on

use chet's guitar course, plain to see,
he writes them in "a" and 'B" and and some in "d"
but want to go to bed with me
and me and Billy agree that one day soon you'll be
"out" finally

hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, ow
Pip's a man
yeah Pip's a man,
packed with a ham, it's all I can stand,
Pip's a man
aaaaaaaaaaa(jungle yell)

he's got a partner merry and this seems real scary
maybe just a queen fairy neither here nor ther-ey
maybe real name's terry, or Bob, Doug or Harry
when we see them here, Billy trembles with fear
it's just all so scary.. come on sing one, Merry

Baby.....Baby
Ow Baby... scadoobadoobadooba baby
owwwww baby

well now I feel like a monkey,
I think I'll get drunky
and write boogie woogie, or maybe a funky
come on, my time boys.. I'm just a monkey

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo ho
ooho oh hoh ooh oh o hooh ooh oohoh h
lets hear it for Malky!!!

on amiright, they need some excitement,
Bill's uptight, cause their gender aint right
but they write and unite oh yeah what a sight
but I 'spoze it's allright maybe dynamite,. on Amiright
lets clear this up right nnnooowwww

Baby.....Baby
Ow Baby... scadoobadoobadooba baby
owwwww baby

hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, ow
Pip's a man
yeah Pip's a man,
packed with a ham, it's all I can stand,
Pip's a man
aaaaaaaaaaa(jungle yell)

hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it,
ow
Pip's a man
merry's his right hand
it's all we can stand,
give em a hand, but
Pips a man