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Song Parodies -> "Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Pulling Mussels From The Shell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Squeeze

Parody Song Title:

"Chicks With Muscles Look Like Hell"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I see them lying in the sand,
it's like pornography
showing off their big arms,
it's kinda creepy
sweaty chicks are just like guys
don't want a girl built like a rock
don't want to date a guy
I wonder if she'll need a jock?

lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell

benching with the guys I'm told
now I have to look away
a she-man with that power
and she's covered in those veins
I wish you wanted girly clothes
and go to dancing in a bar
then we could go and park
and make out nicely in the car

lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell

I like my ladies nice and soft,
a conversation piece
love to hold them at night
and let them handle my release
as I watch them stand about
wondering how she got her tan
leave "old muscles" at the gym
and date her sister if I can

lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell

lets get back to basics,
what I need is neat
baby do I have to yell,
I think your curves were hard to beat
chicks with muscles look like hell
chicks with muscles look like hell

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Billy Florio - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I actully hate the original song, but you did a great job with it
Diva - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Do you hate me with muscles , as well?
malcolm higgins - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
diva, send a piccy and I'll tell you if I like your muscles.. but I don't "hate" anyone..... :o)
C. Pollman - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep. Chicks with huge muscles are frikin' ugly. Curves all the way!
Diva - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll leave it to your immagination, it's more fun that way!
Fred - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Chicks with muscles are incredibly beautiful. Feeling is believing.
Ally - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?s=3944886d98f2e16f7ab64a13f72ad503&postid=1841192 maybe you should rethink that!

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