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Album cover parody of Cool for Cats by Squeeze
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Band Name Origins:

  • "Squeeze" was the name of the Velvet Underground's final album, made after all four original members (Reed, Cale, Tucker, Morrison) had left and Doug Yule was the leader. VU has disowned the album (I mean, come on, NO original members? That is *not* the VU). Apparently, a band in the U.S. had the name Squeeze, and their first album (the one with "Take Me I'm Yours") was titled "U.K. Squeeze." Submitted by: plasket

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Pulling Spareribs From The Bone""Pulling Mussels From The Shell"channel 99

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Pulling Mussels From A Shell,"A Shell, being singular, has only one mussel.channel 99

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Another Snail In My Heart" originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Naomi Swanson
"Cobol For Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
As in the programming language Cobol.
Adrienne Ramseur
"Cool For Coats" originally "Cool For Cats"
What Al Gore hopes much of the world stays.
Naomi Swanson
"Cool For Chats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Conversations or birds - either way.
Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Cool For Bats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Amanda Svenson
"Coal For Cats" originally "Cool For Cats"
Amanda Svenson
"Black Toffee In Bed" originally "Black Coffee In Bed"
Rosie Finch
"Cool For Rats" originally "Cool For Cats"
A. Guest

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Cool For Cats""Cool Barack"You!
"Tempted""Wasted"Andy Primus
"Another Nail For My Heart""Another Fail On His Part"Malcolm Higgins
"Up The Junction""Up The Junction"Andy Primus
"Cool for cats""Show the nuts"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Cool For Cats""School For Cats"Kristof Robertson
"Is That Love?""Is It Art?"MasonR
"Hourglass""Dental Floss"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Tempted""Taunted"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Tempted""Emptied"Alvin Rhodes

There are additional Squeeze song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Up The JunctionCrisis Pregnancy CentreOoops.....
Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)Any seafood restaurantplasket
TemptedFruit of the Loom underwearCapitalE

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Black Coffee In BedDry CleanersMartha Irvin
Cool For CatsBattersea Dogs HomeMarv

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
My Cup Runneth Over
   Ed Ames
Black Coffee In Bed
   Squeeze
My Cup Of Black Coffee Runneth Over In Bed
It burned a hole in my blanket.
MOR
Feels So Good
   Chuck Mangione
Black Coffee In Bed
   Squeeze
Black Coffee In Bed Feels So Good
brighttiger
Another Nail Through My Heart
   Squeeze
Another Brick In The Wall
   Pink Floyd
Another Brick Nail Through My Wall Heart
Sounds Odd, But It Hurts!
Paul Warren

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Never Squeeze The Bride
Never The Bride combined with Squeeze
The bride's back will hurt if the grooms squeeze her too tightly.
Submitted By: Mickey D.
Living In a Squeeze Box
Living In a Box combined with Squeeze
Daddy never sleeps at night.
Submitted By: Martha Hankins

Misheard Lyrics:

"Another Nail in my Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here in the bar
Where the enema's found
Original Lyrics:
So here in the bar
The piano man's found
"Goodbye Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lan' oh! Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
"Up The Junction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
Her dad could be another.
Original Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another.
"Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the t*** on your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
There are additional Squeeze misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Goodbye Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lan' oh! Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lino Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jeffrey Wrobel

This is a notorious misheard and glossed over lyric. People insert whatever in there and they have no clue what "lino" is (pronounced "la'-no" in the song). It is the British slang/shortening of the word "Linoleum" When I heard it again after reading the lyrics, I never heard the song the same way. Plus, there was no fewer that FOUR versions of the song recorded for different sides of the Atlantic!

There are additional Squeeze misheard stories available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Up The Junction"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I got a job with Stanley, who said I'd come in handy.
Why They're Misrhymed:
My mum couldn't get on with the rhyming on this, thinking Glenn Tilbrook should have sung 'I got a job with Sandy...' 'Stanley' always makes me think of a factory that makes Stanley knives.
Submitted by: pickle*
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
The Lyrics:
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Who They Mention:
Harold Robbins (novelist)
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
"Electric Trains"
The Lyrics:
The sound of music passed by me
Just like the Grateful Dead
Who They Mention:
The Grateful Dead
Submitted by: Mickey D.
There are additional Squeeze celebrity lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Last Tim E. Forever" originally "Last Time Forever"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Tempt Ed" originally "Tempted"
He needs some action!
Submitted by: Josh
"Temp Ted " originally "Tempted"
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Call For Coots" originally "Cool For Cats"
A coot is an aquatic bird, and it sounds funny.
Submitted by: newave

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Another Nail For My Heart"
The Lyrics:
So play me the song that makes it so tough, another nail for my heart.
Why:
This song is very Beatlesque and has a nich piano flourish in the end, but this is about a guy who gave up on love after his lover left him.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Bang Bang"
The Lyrics:
I can't stop my heart from beating beating
Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)
Why:
The song sounds like "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 
"Footprints"
The Lyrics:
I watched "The Flintstones" and I turned my dial
Why:
"The Flintstones" is the name of the kids' cartoon show, and a movie with John Goodman & Rick Moranis.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

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