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New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Caress | It's the same thing, only caressing sounds better. | Father Popcorn |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Fonseca Beat" | "Farfisa Beat" | Mickey D. |
"Black Woman In Bed" | "Black Coffee In Bed" | Argy Bargy Ford And Fun |
"Pulling Spareribs From The Bone" | "Pulling Mussels From The Shell" | channel 99 |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Another Nail In My Heart," | I doubt you'd be singing about this. | Peter |
"Pulling Mussels From A Shell," | A Shell, being singular, has only one mussel. | Daphne Hughes |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Temptation Eyes," The Grass Roots | "Tempted," Squeeze | |
"Memorize Your Number," Leif Garrett | "853-5937," Squeeze | |
"Love Is A Contact Sport," Whitney Houston | "Touching Me, Touching You," Squeeze | |
"Operator," Jim Croce | "853-5937," Squeeze | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Tempted" | "Shempted" | Porfle Popnecker |
"Pulling Mussels From The Shell" | "State Of Union Is In Hell" | Mark Scotti |
"Cool For Cats" | "Cool Barack" | You! |
"Tempted" | "Wasted" | Andy Primus |
"Another Nail For My Heart" | "Another Fail On His Part" | Malcolm Higgins |
"Up The Junction" | "Up The Junction" | Andy Primus |
"Cool for cats" | "Show the nuts" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"Cool For Cats" | "School For Cats" | Kristof Robertson |
"Is That Love?" | "Is It Art?" | MasonR |
"Hourglass" | "Dental Floss" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
There are additional Squeeze song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Up The Junction | Crisis Pregnancy Centre | Ooops..... |
Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) | Any seafood restaurant | plasket |
Tempted | Fruit of the Loom underwear | CapitalE |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Black Coffee In Bed | Dry Cleaners | Martha Irvin |
Cool For Cats | Battersea Dogs Home | Marv |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Up The Arbor Primitive Radio Gods | Up The Junction Squeeze | Up The Arbor Junction Self-explanatory. | Mickey D. |
We Are The World USA For Africa | Heartbreaking World Squeeze | We Are The Heartbreaking World There comes a time when we heed a certain call. | Mickey D. |
My Cup Runneth Over Ed Ames | Black Coffee In Bed Squeeze | My Cup Of Black Coffee Runneth Over In Bed It burned a hole in my blanket. | MOR |
Another Nail Through My Heart Squeeze | Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd | Another Brick Nail Through My Wall Heart Sounds Odd, But It Hurts! | Paul Warren |
There are additional Squeeze duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Squeeze Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics: They do it while I pee-pee
Original Lyrics: They do it at Waikiki
| "This Summer"
Misheard Lyrics: And when we're skipping storms tonight
It feels so good that you're with me OR And when we're skipping stones tonight It feels so good that you're with me This summer there won't be a cloud in the sky I'm so naked I feel I could take on a fly This summer we've rolled up the sheets of the bed Original Lyrics: And when we're skimming stones tonight
It feels so good that you're with me This summer there won't be a cloud in the sky I'm so made up I feel I could take off and fly This summer we've pulled all the sheets off the bed |
"Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics: She was frigid like Joe Biden
Original Lyrics: She was frigid like a bible
| "Up the Junction"
Misheard Lyrics: I got this job with Jamie
Original Lyrics: I got this job with Stanley
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"Labelled with Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Like some kind of wish with blue fingers in mittens
Original Lyrics: Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Sounded like I confused "wish" and "witch". |
There are additional Squeeze misheard stories available. |
"Up The Junction"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I got a job with Stanley, who said I'd come in handy.
Why They're Misrhymed: My mum couldn't get on with the rhyming on this, thinking Glenn Tilbrook should have sung 'I got a job with Sandy...' 'Stanley' always makes me think of a factory that makes Stanley knives.
Submitted by: pickle*
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"Touching Me, Touching You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm always touching myself
Why They're Inappropriate: OK, Glenn, you can stop right there! That's way more than I needed to know!
Submitted by: Amanda
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"Tempted"
The Dirty Lyrics: At my bedside, empty pocket
A foot without a sock. Your body gets much closer I fumble for the clock. Alarmed by the seduction I wish it would stop. Why They're Dirty: Come on - this should be easy to guess. (The word "seduction" is a big giveaway!)
Submitted by: A Stranger
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"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"
The Lyrics: Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback Who They Mention: Harold Robbins (novelist)
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
| "Electric Trains"
The Lyrics: The sound of music passed by me
Just like the Grateful Dead Who They Mention: The Grateful Dead
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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There are additional Squeeze celebrity lyrics available. |
"Another Nail In My Heart"
The Song Lyrics: We're here at the bar
The piano man's found Another nail for my heart Song They Mention: "Piano Man" by Billy Joel
Submitted by: Mickey Dee
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"If I Didn't Love You"
Opening Lines: If I didn't love you, I'd hate you.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Another Nail For My Heart"
The Lyrics: So play me the song that makes it so tough, another nail for my heart.
Why: This song is very Beatlesque and has a nich piano flourish in the end, but this is about a guy who gave up on love after his lover left him.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Bang Bang"
The Lyrics: I can't stop my heart from beating beating
Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang) Why: The song sounds like "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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"Cool For Cats"
The Lyrics: The Sweeney's doing ninety 'Cause they've got the word to go They get a gang of villains In a shed up at Heathrow
Why: The Sweeney 1970s UK TV cop show.
Submitted by: Erasercuts
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