A bar of soap hangs on a rope

But is it art?

A photo of some naked bloke,

But is it art?

The odder odder odder it gets

Big grants with no regrets

But is it art?


A toilet bowl turned upside down,

Now is that, is that

With letters written all around

Now is that, is that

The stranger stranger stranger it gets

Big galleries present

And say it's art.



Crucifix floats in urine, I think that's gross

Critics say it is brilliant. It's not even close

Mona Lisa with a beard,

I may be dense, but that is just weird



Those poker-playing velvet dogs,

No--that's not art

Suspended embryos of hogs,

That's sick, not art

It's a stupid stupid stupid design

Result of too much wine

It is not art.


Staring now at a canvas completely white

Nothing else painted on it, this just isn't right

A broken stick on a chair

Now is that art or a waste of air?



The paint goes "splat" now what's the point?

And is it, is it art?

The more you more you more will spend

The easier to pretend

That it is art.