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Song Parodies ->Authors -> MasonR

Hi there! I'm Mason Resnick (MasonR) and have been posting parodies on Amiright since April 2004. I do other stuff for a living, mostly writing about photography and cameras.

I've learned a few things about parody writing since 2004:

1. Obama rhymes with Llama and mama, and nothing else.

2. Songs from the 60s and 70s offer better quality original material, which makes them easier to parody.

3. Tom Lehrer wrote the best parody of the "Major General" song. With all due respect to my fellow parodists here.

4. Never let your daughter rate or comment on your parodies using your computer, because the powers that be at Amiright will see the DNS server log and think you commented/rated on your own work, and that gets you disqualified from winning Song of The Month.

5. I have gained a new appreciation for pacing, structure, internal rhyming and other aspects of the craft of lyric writing. That has made me a better writer.

6. I am in awe of the brilliance of my fellow parodists, especially AFW, Red Ant, John A. Barry, Alvin Rhodes, JohnnyD, and Kristof Robertson, Merry & Pippin, and my fellow NJer, Michael Pacholek. You guys are twisted...and brilliant!

7. Parody popular songs. People don't tend to pay much attention to parodies of obscure music, no matter how much you may like it. Sorry, Marshall Crenshaw.

8. Every morning, I bow in the general direction of Boston, and chant a prayer of praise for ChuckyG.

9. Stick to numbered lists when writing your biography page. It wastes less time. And keep it to fewer than 8 items.

Well, that's all I have to say about that. All of my parodies are Copyright Mason Resnick and may not be used without my permission. However, if you want to contact me (like for permission to record a parody--I'd like that very much) email me at masonresnick(at)

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
We're Not The YankeesWe Are The ChampionsQueen2004-04-05
Blue VelcroBlue VelvetBobby Vinton2004-04-10
My Boyfriend's Back (Geriatric Version)My Boyfriend's BackAngels2004-04-10
Whole Lotta LunchWhole Lotta LoveLed Zeppelin2004-04-12
Cheese Grows 'Tween My Rosemary's ToesLove Grows Where My Rosemary GoesEdison Lighthouse2004-04-14
(Get off of my) GladiolasGlad All OverDave Clark Five2004-04-17
Stacy's Mom (Hendrix version)Purple HazeJimi Hendrix2004-04-17
This Is What Drinks Are Made OfThis Is What Dreams Are Made OfHillary Duff2004-04-17
Instant DermaInstant KarmaJohn Lennon2004-04-19
(Na Na Hey Hey) Clean Up This Pigsty(Na Na Hey Hey) Kiss Him GoodbyeSteam2004-04-20
Too Young To Be X-RatedI Wanna Be SedatedThe Ramones2004-04-23
Smells Like Burnt GarlicSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2004-04-23
Scrambled Egg (Newly discovered original version)YesterdayThe Beatles2004-04-26
Smoke 'Em And DieLive and Let DiePaul McCarney & Wings2004-04-27
Don't Hit The Road With MeIt's Still Rock 'N Roll To MeBilly Joel2004-04-27
Blintz Grease BopBlitzkrieg BopThe Ramones2004-04-28
Wall Street ManiacsAnimaniacs ThemeYakko, Wakko, Dot & Friends2004-04-28
Curry And Ghee Ain't BadTwo Out Of Three Ain't BadMeatloaf2004-04-29
Our House (Is a very fried house)Our House (Is a very fine house)Crosby Stills Nash & Young2004-04-30
Barney Meets The Ramones! Oh, the Humanity!Rock 'n Roll RadioThe Ramones2004-04-30
Knights In Pink UndiesKnights In White SatinThe Moody Blues2004-05-02
CeilingsFeelingsMorris Albert2004-05-04
Morning MailMorning TrainSheena Easton2004-05-04
Emissions (from 'Fiddling With The Earth')Tradition (from 'Fiddler On The Roof')Zero Mostel & Cast2004-05-05
Number Twenty-FiveNumber ThreeThey Might Be Giants2004-05-06
Suddenly see more (The spam song)Suddenly SeymourLittle Shop of Horrors2004-05-11
Earth DayBirthdayThe Beatles2004-05-12
Brooklyn or Queens, WhatevahStrawberry Fields ForeverThe Beatles2004-05-12
The Allergy SongThe Logical SongSupertramp2004-05-18
Achy Breaky HipAchy Breaky HeartBilly Ray Cyrus2004-05-18
Why Drunks Are Laid OffWhat Dreams Are Made OfHilary Duff2004-05-24
I Want Some Pork I Can ChewCan't Take My Eyes Of Of YouFrankie Valli & The Four Seasons2004-05-28
Leaving Iraq's Hard To DoBreaking Up Is Hard To DoNeil Sedaka2004-05-30
Packing Up The HouseBurning Down The HouseTalking Heads2004-06-02
There Goes My MoneyHere Comes My BabyThe Tremeloes2004-06-10
What A Curious StoolWhat A Wonderful WorldRay Charles2004-06-11
Where Have The Cicadas Gone?Where Have All The Flowers Gone?Pete Seeger2004-06-15
It's Not ButterYes It IsThe Beatles2004-06-15
No ThymeNo TimeThe Guess Who2004-06-16
Some Day Some Way (A complaint to Home Depot)Some Day, Some WayMarshall Crenshaw2004-06-18
I Gotta Wash My HandsI Wanna Hold Your HandThe Beatles2004-06-21
A VirusElviraOak Ridge Boys2004-06-23
Call Me EstherLike A VirginMadonna2004-06-24
My Cell Phone Ain't Working Like It ShouldDon't Let Me Be MisunderstoodElvis Costello2004-06-25
Can You Make My Red Eyes Blue?Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?Crystal Gayle2004-06-28
Eat Me With A Pretzel StickHit Me With Your Rhythm StickIan Dury & The Blockheads2004-06-28
Proud To Be An EmbarrassmentProud To Be An AmericanLee Greenwood2004-07-01
Brain Freeze!Freeze-Frame!J. Geils Band2004-07-06
A Hard Day's Knight In White SatinA Hard Day's NightThe Beatles2004-07-09
URL SquatterPaperback WriterThe Beatles2004-07-14
The Sound Of Hot StuffThe Sound Of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2004-07-14
Silent StuffHot StuffDonna Summer2004-07-14
My AccountantMy SharonaThe Knack2004-07-30
RegularMiracle of MiraclesFiddler On The Roof soundtrack2004-07-30
I Hear You Knocking On Heaven's DoorI Hear You KnockingDave Edmunds2004-08-02
I Want To Smell YouI Want To Tell YouThe Beatles2004-08-03
You Piss, Sometimes You MissKiss On My ListHall & Oates2004-08-05
Three Bears; Goldilocks. Surprise!Sister Golden Hair SurpriseAmerica2004-08-14
The Itch Is BackThe Bitch Is BackElton John2004-09-23
Buy at BrookstoneMeet The FlintstonesHanna Barbera2004-09-28
Farewell, Ol' FatsHere Comes The SunThe Beatles2004-10-05
Every Clip-On Belt Needs ToolsEverybody Plays The FoolMain Ingredient2004-10-05
Cruel To My Spine (An ode to my chiropractor)Cruel To Be KindNick Lowe2004-10-06
My Cable TVThe Air That I BreatheThe Hollies2004-10-12
Ice Cream, Pizza, Pumpkin PieApple, Peaches, Pumpkin PieJay and the Techniques2004-10-19
Cheerios, CheeriosRadio, RadioElvis Costello & The Attractions2004-10-19
Should I Stay At Home Or Vote?Should I Stay Or Should I Go?The Clash2004-10-25
Good MigrationGood VibrationsThe Beach Boys2004-10-28
99 Mad Baboons99 Red BalloonsNena Hagen2004-11-04
Kitty in the TreeLet it BeThe Beatles2004-11-09
ModeratorOperatorJim Croce2004-11-09
The Cat In The HatAmerican PieDon Mclean2004-11-17
MondrianBarbara-AnnThe Beach Boys2004-11-30
Central Jersey RoadsCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2004-11-30
Suck, Suck, SuckFun, Fun, FunThe Beach Boys2004-11-30
Help, ViagraHelp Me, RhondaThe Beach Boys2004-11-30
Sk8tr BoiSurfer GirlThe Beach Boys2004-11-30
Buy A StarDrive My CarThe Beatles2004-12-08
Oh, What A Beautiful Sponge CakeOh, What A Beautiful MorningRodgers & Hammerstein2004-12-16
An Ode To Refrigerator Science ExperimentsI WillThe Beatles2004-12-27
Wanda and CosmoHava NagilaTraditional2005-01-05
Spongebob GreensleevesSpongebob SquarepantsSpongebob Squarepants2005-01-20
This Kid Won't SnoozeNorwegian WoodThe Beatles2005-02-07
This Was HockeyWe Will Rock YouQueen2005-02-18
I'm Not HandyI Want CandyBow Wow Wow2005-02-25
Bathroom Etiquette TipsPomp and CircumstanceEdward Elgar2005-02-25
Shave It For MeSave It For MeThe Four Seasons2005-03-14
My Train's Just Standing ThereI Saw Her Standing ThereThe Beatles2005-03-22
Who'll Eat The Chrain?Who'll Stop The Rain?Creedence Clearwater Revival2005-04-07
I Gotta PeeHello It's MeTodd Rundgren2005-04-09
I Wanna Be SedatedLove Is All AroundThe Troggs2005-04-18
Amazon WomanAmerican WomanThe Guess Who2005-06-08
A Weight Watcher's LamentThe WaitingTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-06-27
Give Puce A ChanceGive Peace A ChanceJohn Lennon2005-07-11
Ornery and StraightHenry VIII I AmHerman's Hermits2005-08-08
Johnny On The SpotLeader Of The PackShangri-Las2005-08-16
Neveh DekalimWalk Away ReneeThe Left Banke2005-08-18
If Cars Ran On MilkWhen I'm 64The Beatles2005-08-24
Gonna Buy Me A HorseGonna Buy Me A DogThe Monkees2005-09-01
New OrleansBangladeshGeorge Harrison2005-09-03
My Grass Is BrownI Get AroundThe Beach Boys2005-09-08
Winnie The PoohAnother GirlThe Beatles2005-09-09
Downloads In The NightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2005-09-12
Where's The Remote?Can't Buy Me LoveThe Beatles2005-09-20
My Favorite Pick-Up LinesMy Favorite Waste Of TimeBette Midler2005-09-27
Hooked on the Ceiling (A masochist's love song)Hooked on a FeelingB.J. Thomas2005-10-08
Smile For Your Mug Shot Today (Tom Delay)Smile A Little Smile For Me (Rosemary)The Flying Machine2005-10-21
Bad PunctuationBad ReputationJoan Jett and the Blackhearts2005-11-17
I'm So WiredI'm So TiredThe Beatles2005-11-18
Leech CrazyBeach BabyThe First Class2005-11-22
The Longest LineThe Longest TimeBilly Joel2005-11-22
Botched A Wookie Google SearchBoogie Woogie Bugle BoyThe Lennon Sisters2005-11-22
My Baby Loves MuffinsMy Baby Loves Lovin'The White Plains2005-11-28
My Son, The ParodyHello Mudduh, Hello FadduhAllan Sherman2005-11-29
My Trailer Trash MommaMy Yiddishe MamaThe Barry Sisters2005-11-30
Oy VeyWhat A Difference A Day MakesEn Vogue2005-12-01
I'm A LawyerI'm A LoserThe Beatles2005-12-14
I Am The DaddyI Am The WalrusThe Beatles2005-12-19
The Strike Is OnThe Heat Is OnGlenn Frey2005-12-20
My Favorite JewsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2005-12-28
CubitCupidSam Cooke2006-01-02
Blossom, Ginger, And The Other GirlThe Rain, The Park, And Other ThingsThe Cowsills2006-01-06
Catch A ColdCatch A WaveThe Beach Boys2006-01-12
That's My Dog, RoverCrimson and CloverTommy James and the Shondells2006-01-16
Spare FriesSky HighJigsaw2006-01-16
Can't Buy Me Lola (A mash-up)Can't Buy Me loveThe Beatles2006-01-31
I-Don't-Get-A-This-Song-AIn-A-Gadda-Da-VidaIron Butterfly2006-01-31
One for the GoysSpirit In The SkyNorman Greenbaum2006-01-31
Excessive DrinkingCalifornia DreamingThe Mommas and the Poppas2006-02-02
The Mad CommuterThe Loco-MotionGrand Funk Railroad2006-02-02
The Ballad of Mason's Swollen UvulaIt's Not UnusualTom Jones2006-02-14
Supermarket PhobiaSupercalafragalisticexpialadociousJulie Andrews/Dick Van Dyke2006-02-21
I'm My Own GrandpaYou Can't Do ThatThe Beatles2006-03-13
Purim WrappingChristmas WrappingThe Waitresses2006-03-13
Cursing in LatinNights in White SatinThe Moody Blues2006-03-16
'Till I Said 'Eeew!''Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-23
'Till My Hair Grew'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-23
'Till There Was Hugh (correct version)'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-23
'Till There Was Hugh'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-23
'Till there was Hue'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-23
When Cheney Shoots'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-23
'Till There Was Brew'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-24
'Till There Was U'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-27
Playing Kazoo'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-27
'Till There Was Bruce'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-29
I Think I'm Through'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-29
Tying My Shoes'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-29
Just Drink Your Juice'Till There Was YouThe Beatles2006-03-31
Disco Inferno vs. Turn, Turn, Turn (Round 1)Turn, Turn, TurnPete Seeger2006-05-15
Disco Inferno vs. Turn, Turn, Turn (Round 2)Disco InfernoThe Trammps2006-05-15
Eat My BagelBe My BabyThe Ronettes2006-06-06
Hello, Customer ServiceBilly, Don't Be A HeroBo Donaldson & The Heywoods2006-06-06
I Cannot ConnectWe Shall Not Be MovedPete Seeger2006-07-26
I'm Too TiredI'm Too SexyRight Said Fred2006-07-27
Duck, Duck, GooseDa Da DaTrio2006-08-08
My Pet BagMy Brave FacePaul McCartney2006-08-08
Now My Daughter Is A TeenHappy Birthday Sweet SixteenNeil Sedaka2006-09-06
I Need Comfort FoodI Love Rock 'N RollJoan Jett2006-09-18
We're Not The Yankees (2006 version)We Are The ChampionsQueen2006-10-10
Heather My DearMartha My DearThe Beatles2006-10-24
The 70 NationsWho Put The Bomp (In The Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)Barry Mann2006-11-07
Bye, Bye RummyBye, Bye, BabyFrankie Valli and The Four Seasons2006-11-09
Seven SnippetsThe Rose, Emotion, Just My Imagination, others...Various Artists2006-11-17
I Won't Eat TongueHere Comes The SunThe Beatles2006-11-28
Sneak An Asian MealSecret Agent ManJohnny Rivers2006-11-28
There's Something Nasty In My ShakeThe Hippy-Hippy ShakeThe Swingin' Blue Jeans2006-11-28
Britney Left Her Undies At HomeSanta Claus Is Coming To TownBing Crosby2006-12-02
I'm Emir of Kuwait, I AmI'm Henry VIII, I AmHerman's Hermits2006-12-26
At The Metropolitan Opera HouseAt The HopDanny & The Juniors2007-01-03
Baby is BlitzedBaby's in BlackThe Beatles2007-02-14
A Bris is a BrisTheme for Mr. EdOriginal TV Show Theme Song2007-02-14
Let's Rob A BankHello GoodbyeThe Beatles2007-02-15
DogGodJohn Lennon2007-02-15
Joining the AARPBack in the USSRThe Beatles2007-02-20
Great AdventureSexy SadieThe Beatles2007-03-14
RSS ReaderPaperback WriterThe Beatles2007-03-21
The Roadkill CafeUp, Up, and AwayThe Fifth Dimension2007-04-16
Dead Meat ClubDeadbeat ClubB-52s2007-05-03
The Mighty Schwartz (Schwartz the Tailor)The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo)Manfred Mann2007-06-11
Do You Want To Go For Pizza?Do You Want To Know A Secret?The Beatles2007-06-18
Lost!Help!The Beatles2007-06-18
Mister Night LightMister MoonlightThe Beatles2007-06-19
The Little Old Lady Drinks CappuccinosThe Little Old Lady From PasadenaJan & Dean2007-06-20
I Can't Wear WoolBehind the Wall of SleepSmithereens2007-07-02
Is It Art?Is That Love?Squeeze2007-09-04
I've Lost My Rubber DuckieYou've Lost That Loving FeelingThe Righteous Brothers2007-09-10
September in MargaritavilleSeptemberEarth, Wind and Fire2007-09-17
Mud-BloodHalf BreedCher2007-10-16
Starbuck's CafeDock of the BayOtis Redding2007-11-19
Crocs Around The ClockRock Around the ClockBill Haley and His Comets2007-11-19
MiserlouMiseryThe Beatles2007-11-28
Take Me Out To The Ballgame(*)Take Me Out To The BallgameHarry Caray2007-12-13
I Breathe Through My Mouth When She's NearIt Ain't Necessarily SoPorgy and Bess2007-12-16
Hooray for PallywoodHooray for HollywoodRosemary Clooney2008-01-01
Bald!Hair!The Cowsills2008-01-08
ComplainCocaineEric Clapton2008-02-07
Honey DoHoney Don'tThe Beatles2008-02-18
I Shower NeverIt's Now or NeverElvis Presley2008-03-03
27 Generals27 JennifersMike Doughty2008-03-18
27 Genesees27 JennifersMike Doughty2008-03-18
27 Genitals27 JennifersMike Doughty2008-03-18
27 Jupiters (The ballad of the drunk astronomer)27 JennifersMike Doughty2008-03-24
57 Condiments27 JennifersMike Doughty2008-03-24
We Need Better Candidates27 JennifersMike Doughty2008-03-24
Fatty Acid WayRocky Mountain WayJoe Walsh2008-04-06
Repossess My HeartDevil In Her HeartThe Beatles2008-04-29
Renaissance FaireScarborough FairSimon & Garfunkel2008-07-28
Tumbling MiceTumbling DiceRolling Stones2008-07-30
Itty Bitty Gymnast GirlBoogie Woogie Bugle BoyAndrews Sisters2008-08-20
A brief history of Shea StadiumCome TogetherThe Beatles2008-09-10
Tanking StocksBurning LoveElvis Presley2008-10-06
Obama or McCainPinky and The BrainOriginal Soundtrack2008-10-12
Son, RiseSunriseEric Carmen2008-11-04
John McCainSo Long, MomTom Lehrer2008-11-06
Charlie Bit My Finger - The MusicalOh! DarlingThe Beatles2008-11-16
Untrained DogBrown Eyed GirlVan Morrison2008-11-18
Addicted to BloodAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2008-11-24
Swipe My CardDrive My CarThe Beatles2008-11-30
Channukah PartySleigh RideBing Crosby2008-12-16
WhippetWhip ItDevo2008-12-25
Dumb BlondeDowntownPetula Clark2009-01-05
Loose-Leaf NotebooksLucy in the SkyThe Beatles2009-01-12
The Side-Effect SongThe Lumberjack SongMonty Python's Flying Circus2009-01-19
Parodist Odd DittySpace OddityDavid Bowie2009-02-15
Egg CreamDaydreamLovin' Spoonful2009-02-16
52 Malls52 GirlsB-52s2009-02-16
Drown like an EgyptianWalk Like An EgyptianThe Bangles2009-02-16
Give My Regards to FlatbushGive My Regards to BroadwayGeorge M. Cohan2009-02-19
The Schnoorer Standing ThereI Saw Her Standing ThereThe Beatles2009-02-22
I Am The Very Model of a Rabbinic AuthorityI Am The Very Model of a Modern Major GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2009-02-24
Wearing SweatersGetting BetterThe Beatles2009-11-15
Snoozy CrewSuzie QCreedence Clearwater Revival2009-11-18
Jihad BelieverDaydream BelieverThe Monkees2010-01-12
Cuttin' Up JoeCotton-Eyed JoeRednex2010-01-18
Working in UrkraineWalking In The RainThe Ronettes2010-02-08
Tick Tock (Jewish Grandmother Remix)Tick TockKe$ha2010-06-22
RetailRehabAmy Winehouse2010-08-18
Rap Artists Can't SingAnd Your Bird Can SingBeatles2010-08-31
God Save The MetsGod Save The QueenTraditional2011-04-01
Advil is a Girl's Best FriendDiamonds are a Girl's Best FriendMarilyn Monroe2012-09-25
Don't Quit Your Day JobDon't Worry, BabyThe Beach Boys2012-10-05
All About DessertAll About That BassMeghan Trainor2014-11-27
Eight Feet AwayEight Days A WeekThe Beatles2020-03-23
Back In Our WorldPart Of Your WorldJodi Benson2020-04-27