Song Parodies -> I Gotta Wash My Hands
| Original Song Title: | "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Gotta Wash My Hands" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Here's a nice, clean parody....
When I handle something
Like dirt or mud or sand
And then it's time for dinner
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
When you use the bathroom
Whether you sit or stand
Just before you leave that room
You better wash your hands
You better wash your hands
You better wash your hands
And surgeons wash before they cut in, each time
And all employees have to do it—there's a sign
there's a sign
there's a sign
Here comes a politician
In front of me he stands
His hand's out. I should shake it...
Now I must wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
Like dirt or mud or sand
And then it's time for dinner
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
When you use the bathroom
Whether you sit or stand
Just before you leave that room
You better wash your hands
You better wash your hands
You better wash your hands
And surgeons wash before they cut in, each time
And all employees have to do it—there's a sign
there's a sign
there's a sign
Here comes a politician
In front of me he stands
His hand's out. I should shake it...
Now I must wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
I gotta wash my hands
Please feel free to insert the name of your least favorite politician (or
lawyer) in the last stanza.
Parody copyright Mason Resnick
lawyer) in the last stanza.
Parody copyright Mason Resnick
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5s for the last verse.
funny...at first i thought it might be about pontius pilate....5s
Nice... and extremely clean. 5's and I also enjoyed the last line
555. I shook John Kerry's hand once.
Ah yes, it's, ah, very clean!
I'd high 5 you, but I'm a compulsive hand washer too, and I just finished drying. How about 3 5's on here instead?
Very funny. I love the bit about employees: "there's a sign..." Heh. (As if they read those signs...)
I guess y'all figured out the whole song's a setup for the last verse. Leo: thanks, I'm pretty happy with how that line turned out. Everyone knows what the "sign" says! Ash: Sounds good--need soap? QC79: Nice Hard Day's Night reference. I hadn't thought of that ("what a clean old man!"). Thanks everyone for the 5's. Cleanliness is next to high ratings on amiright!
I liked the sign part too, and the puchline. A clean winner. 5-5-5
A good, clean but humorous parody to enjoy, and it rates a sanitary 555!
The "There's a sign" lines cracked me up....
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