Song Parodies -> Now My Daughter Is A Teen
| Original Song Title: | "Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Sedaka |
| Parody Song Title: | "Now My Daughter Is A Teen" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Now my daughter is a teen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Now my daughter is a teen
She's steaming mad. She slams her door.
She screams she's not a baby anymore
What happened to the prettiest girl I've ever seen?
Now my daughter is a teen
Zit cream is smeared on her skin fair
The boys are after her--we won't go there.
Her hormones raging and she is shouting words obscene
That's my daughter--she's a teen
When she was only six she loved her mother
Then when she was ten we still enjoyed each other
When she was thirteen she was moody all the time
But since she's grown up she's really screwed up
I'm in for a real rough time, so
One moment smiles, and then she cries
A monster she's become before my very eyes
What happened to the prettiest girl I've ever seen?
Sorry, daddy. She's a teen.
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
FADE: Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
Now my daughter is a teen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Now my daughter is a teen
She's steaming mad. She slams her door.
She screams she's not a baby anymore
What happened to the prettiest girl I've ever seen?
Now my daughter is a teen
Zit cream is smeared on her skin fair
The boys are after her--we won't go there.
Her hormones raging and she is shouting words obscene
That's my daughter--she's a teen
When she was only six she loved her mother
Then when she was ten we still enjoyed each other
When she was thirteen she was moody all the time
But since she's grown up she's really screwed up
I'm in for a real rough time, so
One moment smiles, and then she cries
A monster she's become before my very eyes
What happened to the prettiest girl I've ever seen?
Sorry, daddy. She's a teen.
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
FADE: Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Now my daughter is a teen
Parody by Mason "hormone-free" Resnick
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amen...5s
Can't truly identify; I only had to deal with the male adolescent, but sounds like you've nailed it.
I *can* identify John, Mason R has it spot on ! 5's ! Very enjoyable
I agree with John. And may no one nail your daughter the way you nailed this song ;)
Trueisms abound in this one... fvery unny and reeks of authenticity!
Great job--a real teen scream!
Thanks Alvin, John, Peregrin, PMS (I think!), TJC, QC79! My daughter is actually 11 but thinks she's a teen and I must, er, thank her for helping me write this parody! (Woe is me.)
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