-> "Cheese Grows 'Tween My Rosemary's Toes"
Original Song Title:
"Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"
Parody Song Title:
"Cheese Grows 'Tween My Rosemary's Toes"
The Lyrics
She may be my honey
But she smells kinda funny
Odor's kind of like old Brie
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
Her hygene's kinda lazy
And people say she she's crazy
She bathes once a month, you see
And so cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
She smells sorta like a Blue cheese gone bad
Or some Gouda I've had
And I just gotta say
She's really got a magical smell
It's my personal hell
And I can't get away
I'm unlucky, fellas
And I've just got to tell ya
Hose her down below the knees
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
There's something about her hand holding mine
I'm grossed out all the time
And I just gotta say
She's really got an unpleant stink
And now I do think
That I must run away
I'm unlucky, fellas
And I've just got to tell ya
Hose her down below the knees
Because cheese grows 'tween my Rosemary's toes
And nobody knows like me
Fadeout:
It's no betta' when she smells like Feta,
And nobody knows like me
'Tween her toes a-grows Gargonzola
And nobody knows like me
You won't believe it until you've seen it
Nobody knows like me
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