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Song Parodies -> "You Piss, Sometimes You Miss"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss On My List"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"You Piss, Sometimes You Miss"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

My aim is true...
My friend, once again you are misaligned,
hey are you blind?
You're aiming too far to the right—oops! You missed it this time
I think maybe you need help, yes I know that I'm right
Now your shoes are wet, floor is sticky and it doesn't smell nice.

But every time you piss and you miss
You must clean this
When you unzip, and something is amiss
I say please sit, if you try, you can't go awry
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
'Cause when you piss sometimes you miss, because you are a guy
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
(because you piss) you piss, and you should sit
Although you are a guy

You go crazy wondering how to control your pee
And at night do you turn on the light so at least you can see?
Sometimes you forget what you're doing and you slip on the floor
And who's gonna clean up your mess? Please go mop some more.

And if you insist on blaming your bris
I'll tell you this
If you only took a few moments to think
You'll aim it true, don't be blue, hey--you missed the sink
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
'Cause when you piss sometimes you miss, because you are a guy
(because you piss) you piss, sometimes you miss
(because you piss) you piss, and you should sit
Although you are a guy
Song parody by Mason Resnick

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Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"And if you insist on blaming your bris" ..... heh heh heh, Mazel Tov, Reb Resnick!
Agrimorfee - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
The song was bliss, If I were a chick I'd give you a kiss There's no way I could diss A song like this! 555
Leo Jay - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Johnny D -- I LOVE the bris line. (Hey, does a moyel carry a 'bris kit'?)
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
You hit dead on with this one, Mason.
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A fine sample of your work.
Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey - this should be embroidered on a nice framed sampler and hung in every bathroom in the world... ;-)
MasonR - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D--thanks, I would have been remiss not to mention a bris. Leo--no, a Moyel carries a meat cleaver (ugh!). Agri--nice rhymin'. John & Michael--thanks. I'd love to record this, just so I can say it's available in, uh, streaming media. Meriadoc--Would that by any chance be a yellow frame?
Paul Robinson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
MasonR - Standing back and to the side and far out of your firing line while I cast these 5's. Hope they don't get too wet when you try to pick them up...
Kris(piss)tof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"And if you insist on blaming your bris"..classic!!! 555
MasonR - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul--yeah, I know, I'm all over the place with this parody. (piss)tof--I guess this proves there are no short cuts to writing a good parody.

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