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Song Parodies -> "Mud-Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Half Breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Mud-Blood"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Stage directions: during the chorus, house elves should chant "Harry Potter, Harry Potter...etc" in an undertone. (Warning: Harry Potter spoiler! )
My Muggle parents they gave birth to me
Turns out that I can do things magically
Some wizards said I was a mud-blood creep
But normal people called me "weirdo witch freak"

Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end

At Hogwarts finally I found my pride
But I was subjected to hate and lies
Impure, they said, because not magic-born
But with my wand I shall disprove their scorn

Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end

Though they might laugh at me, it's not a game
With Harry we defeated what's-his-name
Ron Weasley said "let's wed" so what the Hell
Now all our kids are magic. All is well.

Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
Parody by Mason "here's mud-blood in your eye" Resnick

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alvin - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept....and i read the last book so i didn't have to worry about the spoiler...555
MasonR - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin!

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