Song Parodies -> Mud-Blood
| Original Song Title: | "Half Breed" |
| Original Performer: | Cher |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mud-Blood" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Stage directions: during the chorus, house elves should chant "Harry Potter, Harry Potter...etc" in an undertone. (Warning: Harry Potter spoiler! )
My Muggle parents they gave birth to me
Turns out that I can do things magically
Some wizards said I was a mud-blood creep
But normal people called me "weirdo witch freak"
Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
At Hogwarts finally I found my pride
But I was subjected to hate and lies
Impure, they said, because not magic-born
But with my wand I shall disprove their scorn
Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
Though they might laugh at me, it's not a game
With Harry we defeated what's-his-name
Ron Weasley said "let's wed" so what the Hell
Now all our kids are magic. All is well.
Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
Turns out that I can do things magically
Some wizards said I was a mud-blood creep
But normal people called me "weirdo witch freak"
Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
At Hogwarts finally I found my pride
But I was subjected to hate and lies
Impure, they said, because not magic-born
But with my wand I shall disprove their scorn
Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
Though they might laugh at me, it's not a game
With Harry we defeated what's-his-name
Ron Weasley said "let's wed" so what the Hell
Now all our kids are magic. All is well.
Mud-blood, I have a magic wand
Mud-blood, and of this I'm rather fond
Mud-blood, Harry Potter's friend
I will stay beside him and we'll fight 'till the end
Parody by Mason "here's mud-blood in your eye" Resnick
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great concept....and i read the last book so i didn't have to worry about the spoiler...555
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