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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream, Pizza, Pumpkin Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Techniques

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Cream, Pizza, Pumpkin Pie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I like my carbs...
Atkins diet, hear I come,
Eating used to be such fun.

Ice cream, pizza, pumpkin pie
Eat too much an you will die
Steak and chicken back in play
Carbs and sugar? Not today.

Atkins diet, hear I come,
Eating used to be such fun.

Rice was always welcome on my plate
Times have changed.
Well, pasta's off my diet, my stomach isn't quiet

Ice cream, pizza, pumpkin pie,
Atkins-friendly products, try
They are everywhere it seems
Greasy fries are not for me

Tofu salads all over town
Dunkin' Donuts sales are down

I can't escape this bod of mine anytime
Well, a big weight is on me, a pig-out's what I'm wanting

Ice cream, pizza, pumpkin pie
This menu will make me cry
I hide junk food in my home
Eat it when I'm all alone
Eat it when I'm all alone. Chow down!

I thought bread was the staff of life
But Atkins says it causes strife
Well, I'll sneak a carbohydrate
This dieting I can't take

Atkins diet, I am done
Eating used to be so much fun
Song parody by Mason "who's up for pizza?" Resnick

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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QC79 - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! Extra credit for digging up a Jay & The Techniques song.
John Barry - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
As QC79 put it.
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
The title alone is worth 5s. Well done. I live for carbs. Screw Atkins.
2Eagle - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
5's from another polka lover.
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! This is wonderful! Great, job, MasonR, 555!
MasonR - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
QC79 and John Barry--Thanks, I seem to be on a Jay and the Techniques kick these days. I'll see if I can "Keep the Ball Rolling". Guy--Once I got the title, the rest fell into place. 2Eagle--what's polkas got to do with it?? Johnny D--thanks!

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