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Song Parodies -> "I Need Comfort Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Comfort Food"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Just one of those days....
My kid's on strike and is saying something obscene
My sewer's blocked and my house is starting to lean
My TV did explode
My dog is way too old
And now my boss is waving a slip
That's pink at me, yeah me
Y'know...

I need comfort food
A triple chocolate cake I'll devour, baby
I need comfort food
My diet's shot to hell and that's fine with me

So pile on all the fries full of grease on my plate
My home's still smoking. Insurance is out of date.
Just find me a small room
And Phish Food I'll consume
And I'll add some fat whipped cream to sooth my fate
'Cause my car's been towed away--an expired plate
Too late! You know...

I need comfort food
A triple chocolate cake I'll devour, baby
I need comfort food
My diet's shot to hell and that's fine with me

And Pizza I'll take home and eat it all alone

And I'll be sick all night
This food makes my health not right
I'm a fright, sighin'

I need comfort food
A triple chocolate cake I'll devour, baby
I need comfort food
My diet's shot to hell and that's fine with me
Parody by Mason "Pass the Freihofers Chocolate Chip Cookies, please!" Resnick

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Ann Hammond - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You have the triple chocolate and I'll have the triple bypass.
2Eagle - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Decadant.

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