-> "There Goes My Money"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes My Baby"
Parody Song Title:
"There Goes My Money"
The Lyrics
In the night I sit and stare, at my wallet--I've nothing left in there
'Cause the I.P.O. went dead, and that timeshare turned out to be a shed
There goes my money, right down the drain
And I'm strapped for cash and it's a crash, I didn't use my brain
There goes my money, right down the drain
Gotta pay a bill, a bill that's oh so steep, I'm in over my head
and now I wanna cry...
My wife buys fancy clothes. J.C. Penney? She'd just turn up her nose.
At the race my gambling's sane, but the greyhounds I bet on come up lame.
There goes my money, right down the drain
And I'm strapped for cash and it's a crash, I didn't use my brain
There goes my money, right down the drain
Gotta pay a bill, a bill that's oh so steep, I'm in over my head
and now I wanna cry...
I'd cash in my stocks and bonds, but my broker's run off to parts unknown
And I own a house I'd sell, but it's leaking, has rats and a strange smell
There goes my money, right down the drain
And I'm strapped for cash and it's a crash, I didn't use my brain
There goes my money, right down the drain
Gotta pay a bill, a bill that's oh so steep, I'm in over my head
and now I wanna cry...
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