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Song Parodies -> "Can You Make My Red Eyes Blue?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Can You Make My Red Eyes Blue?"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Since I work in the photo industry, I suppose this was inevitable...
(Snapshooter:)
I am blonde, my eyes are blue
Flash goes off, the red glows through
Don't know what to do
So can you make my red eyes blue?

Looks posessed, my portrait's strange
Can Photoshop rearrange...
...And remove my "ex," too?
Please, can you make my red eyes blue?

(The lab responds:)
We can move mountains, clear cloudy skies
We can change the color of your eyes
Replace your lover with some other guy
Pixels we switch, but the camera doesn't lie

(Snapshooter:)
Now a change has come over me
It's my new reality
Now, can I change you?
'Cause you can make my red eyes
You can make my red eyes
You can make my red eyes blue!

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Arwen - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work...red-eye is one of my major pet peeves....=) 5s....
Royce Miller - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was a clever idea, and well done.
Ha! - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this would be an ode to Visine. Good stuff.
MasonR - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen, the camera manufacturers say they're "working on it"; Royce--thanks! Ha!--it is sort of an ode to virtual Visine, ain't it? :-)

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