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Fun Music Information -> Crystal Gayle

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Brenda Gail Webb. Submitted by: crazydon

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Vril Horsetail. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Nobody Wants To Be Alone,"Some people do.Jake
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,"I thinks she means blue as in sad! loz
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,"You can't change your eye color!crazydon

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Brown-Eyed Girl," Van Morrison"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?," Crystal Gayle
"Hello Again," The Cars"It's Like We Never Said Goodbye," Crystal Gayle
"24 Boyfriends," Dee Clark"Too Many Lovers," Crystal Gayle
"37 Men," Sunny Day"Too Many Lovers," Crystal Gayle
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Too Many Loves" originally "Too Many Lovers"
Wendy Torrance
"Wrong Rod Again" originally "Wrong Road Again"
Lefty Lucy
"To Many Lovers" originally "Too Many Lovers"
same sound, different meaning
Anne
"The Blue Sid" originally "The Blue Side"
Candy Welty
"Ready For The Ties To Get Better" originally "Ready For The Times To Get Better"
Candy Welty

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Too Mangy Lovers" originally "Too Many Lovers"
Karen Smith
"The Blue Slide" originally "The Blue Side"
Candy Welty
"Everybody's Preaching Out To Someone" originally "Everybody's Reaching Out To Someone"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Why Have You Left The Bone You Left Me For" originally "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For"
Arlene Titshaw
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Men For" originally "Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For"
Arlene Titshaw

Change a Letter:

"Half The Wag" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Half The Cay" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Half The Ray" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Halt The Way" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle
"Half The Wad" originally "Half The Way"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Shouldn't I Have Brown Eyes, Too?"Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""When I Turn My Blue Eyes Green"Warren Baker
"Don't it Make Your Brown Eyes Blue""Don't He Make Your Red State Blue"Owenbama
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Don't You Make Ol' Brown Eyes, Glue"Alvin Rhodes
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Don't It Make That (Gordon) Brown Guy Blue"Wendy Christopher
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?""Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?"Sarcastic Paranoid
"I'll Get Over You""I'll Get Scooby Doo"Michael McVey
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Don't It Make My Red State Blue"Michael Pacholek
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Donuts Made My Small Ass Huge"Malcolm Higgins
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue""Wait Until The French Fries Cool"Tim Mayfield

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueTinted/colored contact lensesEd
Wrong Road AgainTravel Guides/MapsDa Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueColored Contactskelli

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Talking In Your SleepSleep ClinicDa Phoenix
Wrong Road AgainTravel AgencyDa Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes BlueKate Bosworth Fan ClubRoy R. Pryor
Talking In Your SleepSleep ClinicDa Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?LASIK Surgeryandie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let Me Be The River
   Willie Nile
River Road
   Crystal Gayle
Let Me Be The River Road
Gretchen Wieners
Hell's Bells
   AC/DC
Silver Bells
   Crystal Gayle
Hell's Silver Bells
Donna Rand Blitzen
Somebody's Somebody
   Christina Aguilera
Somebody Loves You
   Crystal Gayle
Somebody's Somebody Loves You
Da Phoenix
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
   Crystal Gayle
Midnight Blue
   Melissa Manchester
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Midnight Blue
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Billy Crystal Gayle
Billy Crystal combined with Crystal Gayle
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Crystal Gayle McCormick
Crystal Gayle combined with Gayle McCormick
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Crystal Gayle's Mansion
Crystal Gayle combined with Crystal Mansion
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Crystal Gayle Castles
Crystal Gayle combined with Crystal Castles
Submitted By: Wendy Torrance

There are additional Crystal Gayle Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't-a-make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue?
"Talking in Your Sleep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' her the way
You used to love me
Talkin' in your sleep
With lemons on your mind
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' her the way
You used to love me
Talkin' in your sleep
With lovin' on your mind
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes look good.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown ass blue
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it make my brown eyes blue?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ann R

My husband is somewhat hard of hearing. This song came on the radio; and he was singing along. After hearing this chorus a couple times to make sure what he was singing, he told me this.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You don't have to tell me
And I won't ask again
Why They're Insincere:
Right after those two lines, she immediately does ask again: 'Why have you left the one you left me for?'
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Why have you left the one you left me for?
Why They're Inappropriate:
In general, I like Crystal Gayle, but this song is just crass! Like, what concern of hers is this question? Sounds like she's stalking an ex-lover.
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For"
Opening Lines:
Why have you left the one you left me for?
Comments:
Submitted by: Erin
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Every Body's Reaching Out To Someone" originally "Everybody's Reaching Out To Someone"
Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
"Don Tit Make My Brown Eyes Blue" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Clearly Stagy Submitted by: Janine
A Salty Clergy Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
Greatly Scaly Submitted by: Bridget Andrews

Song Title Anagrams:

"Don't It Make My Snowy Beer Blue" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
Submitted by: Lily Orange

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Don't It Brake My Blown Eyes Moo" originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
1977 song about a reckless cow on drugs?
Submitted by: Peter

Names as a Word Bank:

Carl let a cagy gal yell at a rat sty. Submitted by: Amber Wayland
Hope that served some purpose.

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