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Song Parodies -> "When I Turn My Blue Eyes Green"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"When I Turn My Blue Eyes Green"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

A tribue to a Marvel-ous character
When I’m wronged,
I get so mean.
I bulk up
No longer lean
Can’t fit in jeans
It’s when I turn my blue eyes green.

When I change
I get strong
I just found
Bus on lawn
Maybe it’s caffeine
It’s when I turn my blue eyes green.

Really no secret
There’s no disguise
Genetic reasons
Give me hulkish thighs
No one can mug me
To do so, unwise
I’m not really fat,
I’m just supersized

I didn’t mean
To trash your lab
Blame it on
My greener half
Just had to let off steam
It’s when I turn my blue eyes green

Really not a bad guy
Product of some sci-fi
When I turn my blue eyes green

Sorry for compaction
Sorry you’re in traction
When I turned my blue eyes green
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Wild Child JIN - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Here are some hulking 5's for such an incredible parody! ;-D Excellent Work! :-)
Old Man Ribber - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - High scores because (to paraphrase Bill Bixby from the T.V. series) I wouldn't like you when you're angry! ;D
AFW - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Clever idea..entertainingly delivered.
Andria - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Great idea and great parody... the only time my blue eyes turn green is when I'm sick to my stomach, then everything but my hair turns green.
WarrenB - March 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. And here's to anger management classes everywhere...

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