-> "Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?"
Original Song Title:
"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?"
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Parody Song Title:
"Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?"
The Lyrics
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
She showed herself to the slamming door;
Did her feelings cool, or was she sore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Is Cindy, whom you flaunted,
No longer such a prize?
How's it feel to be taunted
'Cause you're caught up in her lies?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Did your boards put Sheehan on ignore?
Do you take back what she said before?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Cindy claims she's hurting;
Well, old chum, I think that's true:
With you fools she's been flirting;
The ones that--the ones she's hurting are you!
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Do her antics amuse you no more?
Is she narcissistic like Al Gore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Goodbye, Hugo's shill;
Clinton won't miss you; nobody will.
Have all you Jew-haters
Got any guts to spill?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Are there other departures in store?
Will we hear the same from Michael Moore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Did you smack her keister with the door?
Now she's gone for good, will you encore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
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