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Song Parodies -> "Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Have You Left The One You Left Me For?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Why Has She Left, Your Old Attention Whore?"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Well, it seems we won't have Mama Moonbat to kick around anymore. That's right, people: to almost no one's regret, with almost no attention at all from the same lamestream media that once proclaimed her moral authority was absolute, Cindy Sheehan has finally quit the anti-war movement, which she has now proclaimed to be full of egomaniacs and lunatics. How true, how true! All she had to do to confirm this to herself, I'm sure, was to look in a mirror. It's just too bad the other leftard lunatics she was denouncing never tried doing that.
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
She showed herself to the slamming door;
Did her feelings cool, or was she sore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?

Is Cindy, whom you flaunted,
No longer such a prize?
How's it feel to be taunted
'Cause you're caught up in her lies?

Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Did your boards put Sheehan on ignore?
Do you take back what she said before?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?

Cindy claims she's hurting;
Well, old chum, I think that's true:
With you fools she's been flirting;
The ones that--the ones she's hurting are you!

Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Do her antics amuse you no more?
Is she narcissistic like Al Gore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?

Goodbye, Hugo's shill;
Clinton won't miss you; nobody will.
Have all you Jew-haters
Got any guts to spill?

Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Are there other departures in store?
Will we hear the same from Michael Moore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?

Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Did you smack her keister with the door?
Now she's gone for good, will you encore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?

Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Why has she left, your old attention whore?
Of course, it's not as if I'm sorry to see Cindy Sheehan go either, but one of the hypocrisies of the leftards that always made me laugh the hardest was watching some of them say things like "Cindy who?" when taken to task for her lunacy, and then seeing others, who apparently didn't get the memo, praising her lunacy to me on sites such as this one. Miss Sheehan really shouldn't have been surprised, though, that she lost all her support when she turned around and dragged the Dhimmicrats through the mud the same way she'd done to Bush and the Republicans: as demonstrated in this example, the leftards always abuse their useful idiots once they dare criticize any of the left's pet politicians or pet causes. Sane people (who reside almost exclusively on the right) saw this result coming a mile away.

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