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Song Parodies -> "Leech Crazy"

Original Song Title:

"Beach Baby"

Original Performer:

The First Class

Parody Song Title:

"Leech Crazy"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh
Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh

Do you remember back in olden days (oh oh oh)
When every medic bled disease away (oh oh oh)
Whatever happened to the boy next door?
His blood was sucked out by a medical leech!

It happened before doctors knew the way, oh oh oh
And long before there was an AMA oh oh oh
Those sluggish blood sucking pests were engorged
On human blood, oh I am getting sick!

Leech crazy, leech crazy, give me your arm
And I'll bleed you till you can't remember
You will get high while they're sucking you dry in the moonlight
leech crazy, leech crazy letting your blood
From July 'till the end of December
Medical talk, Theodoric of York every day

Mmmm, and now they're doing it again
Oooooh oooooh, mmmm, an alternative doctor's friend, Ooooh ooooh
Claimed good health
Sucks your wealth
In a daze
You'll soon be fading awaaaaay

Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh
Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh

Remember doctors in medieval times (oh oh oh)
If you where pale chanted religious rhymes (oh oh oh)
They didn't recognize a plain dirt floor
Would bring disease and people would drop dead

Leech crazy, leech crazy, give me your arm
Losing blood makes you feel better
Try not to sneeze while they suck out disease (well, they'll try to)
Leech crazy, leech crazy sucking your blood
I might barf if I get one
Blood-letting blows and I think I'll say no, not today

Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh
Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh


Leech baby, leech baby
Leech baby, leech baby
Do doot, do do do doot
Leech baby, leech baby
Leech baby, leech baby
Leech baby, leech baby
Do doot, do do do doot
(fade out--or faint!)
Parody by Mason "you're so vein" Resnick

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QC79 - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody doesn't suck at all! 555
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
original to be sure...5s
Arwen - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh! The whole thing made made me smile, but...

"You will get high while they're sucking you dry in the moonlight"

...totally made me LOL!!
Meriadoc - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I had tucked this OS away for a leech parody over 2 years ago, and then never did anything with it. Now you have saved me all that trouble! :-D Great job!
MasonR - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
QC79-Thanks! Alvin-glad you liked it. Arwen-yeah, I kind of liked that line too. Meriadoc-Great minds think alike!

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