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Song Parodies -> "Why Drunks Are Laid Off"

Original Song Title:

"What Dreams Are Made Of"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Why Drunks Are Laid Off"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Screwdriver, anyone?
Have you ever seen such a pitiful sight?
Hiding Vodka in his desk drawer? That's not so bright.
He gets bombed and goes on sales calls
No, no no
Everyone here's talking 'bout him
We think we'll do fine without him

Hey now, hey now
This is why drunks are laid off
Hey now, hey now
This is why drunks are laid off
He is chug-a-lugging Bass
He'll get thrown out on his ass
This is why drunks are laid off

Tries to mask the alcohol that's on his breath
Curses out his co-workers and looks close to death
Kind of dizzy in the hallway,
He throws up
This is not a mystery
"Pack your desk, dude. You're history."

Hey now, hey now
This is why drunks are laid off
Hey now, hey now
This is why drunks are laid off
He was chug-a-lugging Bass
Now he's thrown out on his ass
This is why drunks are laid off

Can't open his eyes
(This is why drunks are laid off)
Impaired, he tries
(This is why drunks are laid off)
He says,
"No, I'm in control"
As he walks into a wall
This is why drunks
Drunks
This is why drunks
Are laid off
This is my second attempt at "What Dreams Are Made Of". Whatcha
think? (Here's my first try:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/hillaryduff3.shtml)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   1
 1
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MrMacphisto - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
5 Buds for you....
David Jensen - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good story line but it doesn't flow very good.
MasonR - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac & David. Any suggestions on how to get it to flow better?
MrMacphisto - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, I just voted 5's, because I hate teenybopper music.
kitkatbarr09 - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
dont hate on drunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![not that i am 1 {coughcough}]
MasonR - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Must...stop...spoofing...Hilary Duff...!
anti-drunk - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
kitkatbarr09, drunks deserve to be hated on for what they do, you brainless dipstick.

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