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Song Parodies -> "Three Bears; Goldilocks. Surprise!"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair Surprise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Three Bears; Goldilocks. Surprise!"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

Get into bed, kids, and I'll tell you a story...
Well I woke from hibernation
Felt quite hungry as I dressed
So I asked my mom for porridge
'Cause I think that is the best
But it wasn't ready so we
Took a walk for a short time
When we came back home, there was a big surprise

Well when Poppa came, in he said
"Someone has sat in my chair"
And then Momma came in second, said
"They sat in mine, too, right there"
And I looked down in my corner
Mine was smashed beyond repair
And the porridge? Gone.
I'm crying in despair

Did you eat porridge? A little
Do I smell you in the air?
Are you big or are you little?
Did you do it on a dare?

Well my momma made it
I don't mind sayin'
I just can't take it

Well I went upstairs, still cryin'
Then we saw a new surprise
All the beds they looked just slept-in
You were in mine with closed eyes
I no longer felt despondent
At this Goldilocks girl find
Then you woke and saw us
Now your turn to cry

Now you're running through the forest
Think we'd chase you for fresh meat?
But don't worry, we're just hungry
And the porridge is a treat

Well we'll make more porridge
You owe us money
For repairs now...

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Johnny D - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Totally cute and totally cool!
John Barry - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like this.
mac - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever idea.
Kristof Robertson - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Lovely idea well executed. 555....just one thing Mason: the song's called "Sister Golden Hair"...no surprise!!
Ashkicksass - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is so clever! Great job!
Meriadoc - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! :-D
alvin - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
uber-cute

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