Song Parodies -> Addicted to Blood
| Original Song Title: | "Addicted to Love" |
| Original Performer: | Robert Palmer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Addicted to Blood" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
Your sleeves are drawn, on you I'll roam

I'll make your blood my own

On your skin, I'll take a taste

A little bite is all it takes
Fly or creep, I'll soon eat

'Cause my mouth is in deep

I'll leave a bump, and by George,

With all your blood, I'll be engorged
Whoa, if you're the Pope or if you're Hilary Duff
don't care
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
you know I'm
just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
You try to slap. I'm glad you missed

You got West Nile, thanks to my kiss

You're my lunch, now I'm well fed

And thanks to me, you'll soon be dead
Your red stuff's mine! You can't be saved

Because a blood host is all I crave

I leave my toxic brew:

The ma-laria blues
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to my stuff
No way
Although I am uncouth you know I can't get enough
You know I'm
Just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
Just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood
You put on Deet, now I groan

Oh, drat, my chances blown

Your skin I can't find

Mosquito net, I'm out of time
Whoa, you want to swat me and treat me quite ruough
Oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I will suck it up
You know I'm
Just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood
I'll make your blood my own

On your skin, I'll take a taste

A little bite is all it takes
Fly or creep, I'll soon eat

'Cause my mouth is in deep

I'll leave a bump, and by George,

With all your blood, I'll be engorged
Whoa, if you're the Pope or if you're Hilary Duff
don't care
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
you know I'm
just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
You try to slap. I'm glad you missed

You got West Nile, thanks to my kiss

You're my lunch, now I'm well fed

And thanks to me, you'll soon be dead
Your red stuff's mine! You can't be saved

Because a blood host is all I crave

I leave my toxic brew:

The ma-laria blues
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to my stuff
No way
Although I am uncouth you know I can't get enough
You know I'm
Just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
Just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood
You put on Deet, now I groan

Oh, drat, my chances blown

Your skin I can't find

Mosquito net, I'm out of time
Whoa, you want to swat me and treat me quite ruough
Oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I will suck it up
You know I'm
Just a small mosquito who's addicted to blood
I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood

I'm a mosquito who's addicted to blood
Parody by Mason "buzz" Resnick
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Had me from the title, though I was expecting vampires.
What John said. Bloody good parody in any case.
Thanks John & Stan! (Vampires would have been the obvious direction but hey, I like to think small...)
I loved this, Sir; different perspective, for sure!
Yeah, mosquitoes are a nuisance and a half! Every summer mosquitoes love to take a chunk out of my leg and I itch like crazy and my legs look bad. I call mosquitoes "vampire insects" since they're always hungry for blood. I really enjoyed the OS and your parody! Move over, Weird Al! 555!!
excellent Mason - I feel I understand the world of a mosquito a tiny bit more now - and a tiny bit is all it is, tiny bites in fact - 555
Thanks, LittleCougarCakes, Christie and Stuart!
Liked the "pope or Hilary duff" line most :-) Super stuff, Mason.
Thanks, Phil!
this one didn't bug me at all
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