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Song Parodies -> "Dog"
Original Song Title:
"God"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Dog"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Dog is a canine,
Which we must frequently walk
I'll say it again,
Dog is a canine,
Which we must frequently walk
I don't believe in Poodle
I don't believe in Bulldog
I don't believe in Basset
I don't believe in Spaniel
I don't believe in Shih-Tzu
I don't believe in Shar-Pei
I don't believe in Terrier
I don't believe in Whippet
I don't believe in Maltese
I don't believe in Spaniel
I don't believe in Yorkie
I don't believe in Muts
I don't believe in Dachshund,
I don't believe in Doberman
I don't believe in Beagles
I just believe in me
Yoko and me
And that's reality
A fire hydrant
What can I say?
A fire hydrant
Walk that way
I was a cat lover
But now I'm reborn
I have a puppy,
The street is its "john"
So here's a treat
A newspaper to poop on
My dog's named Yoko.
Which we must frequently walk
I'll say it again,
Dog is a canine,
Which we must frequently walk
I don't believe in Poodle
I don't believe in Bulldog
I don't believe in Basset
I don't believe in Spaniel
I don't believe in Shih-Tzu
I don't believe in Shar-Pei
I don't believe in Terrier
I don't believe in Whippet
I don't believe in Maltese
I don't believe in Spaniel
I don't believe in Yorkie
I don't believe in Muts
I don't believe in Dachshund,
I don't believe in Doberman
I don't believe in Beagles
I just believe in me
Yoko and me
And that's reality
A fire hydrant
What can I say?
A fire hydrant
Walk that way
I was a cat lover
But now I'm reborn
I have a puppy,
The street is its "john"
So here's a treat
A newspaper to poop on
My dog's named Yoko.
Parody by Mason "What do you get when you mate a Bulldog with a Shih-Tzu?" Resnick
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SEVIF...funny concept
Hey Alvin...what's SEVIF?
He means dyslexics of the world vote sevif.... :-)
Thank you Meriadoc! LOL!
I just caught the "My dog's named Yoko" line. Ooooh, that's mean. But funny!
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