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Song Parodies -> "I Breathe Through My Mouth When She's Near"

Original Song Title:

"It Ain't Necessarily So"

Original Performer:

Porgy and Bess

Parody Song Title:

"I Breathe Through My Mouth When She's Near"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

A gold star for anyone who knows what inspired Gershwin to write the OS (especially the tune itself)!
I breathe through my mouth when she's near
I breathe through my mouth when she's near
Ma babe at dis hour could sho' use a showah
I breathe through my mouth when she's near

Her hair, it could use a shampoo
Her hair, it could use a shampoo
Escape, her fleas tryin' but most o' dem dyin'
Her hair, it could use a shampoo

Her feet, man, dey sho' smells like cheese
Her feet, man, dey sho' smells like cheese
Dey faintin,' not gawkin wherever she's walkin'
Try not to get downwind o' these

You'd think dat she ran outta soap
You'd think dat she ran outta soap
I'm singin' dis tune yeah, she ain't no petunia
And I'm at da end o' mah rope

Her breath's like da sewage plant broke
Her breath's like da sewage plant broke
On her I ain't crushin' since she stopped tooth brushin'
Her breath smells just like sulfur smoke

Her stench ain't no heaven, dogs run when she pets 'em
Their tails between their legs
Dat girl was delicious, but now smells suspicious
Me thinks it's rotten eggs

Dem pigs dat lives down on da farm
Dem pigs dat lives down on da farm
Dey cleaner den she iz, so now I go for pigs
Hey, it don't do no one no harm!

I'm tellin' you this so it's clear
I breathe through my, breathe through my,
Breathe through my, breathe through my,
Breathe through my mouth when she's near!
Parody by Mason "writin' in dialect iz tuff!" Resnick

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alvin - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
so descriptive i could smelll it...nice job
littleCupCakes - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir, it would appear that you have 'deep yen' for unwashed wenches.
John Barry - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
It ain't necessarily soap.
AFW - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
A smell of a nice job
MasonR - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, LCC, John (oh why didn't I think of that!) and AFW!
Invisible Boy - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody gots plenty 'o sump'fin...

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