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Song Parodies -> "Suck, Suck, Suck"

Original Song Title:

"Fun, Fun, Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Suck, Suck, Suck"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

I just had to get this off my chest...
Well, she took her mother's breast
And she fed cause it gave her nutrition
Seems she got all she needed
Just like predicted by her physician
But her mom got complaints
'Cause her breasts were seen from most positions
But she will suck, suck, suck
Till her mommy puts her nipple away

Well the guys, they keep leering, and they say
"Baby, what a nice rack" now
But she'd rather be ogled
than to have her baby drink Similac now
Take a towel and hang
It o'er her shoulder and it will hide that, now
And she will suck, suck, suck
Till her mommy puts her nipple away

Well, the baby's kind of sad
Cause her mommy hid her ta-tas away now
Seems she caused a disturbance
And the cops said that she couldn't stay, now
But she joined La Leche league
And she'll lactate by the light of day now
Her kid will suck, suck, suck
Till her mommy puts her nipple away

That kid will suck, suck, suck
Till her mommy puts her nipple away

Ah-ooo, ah-ooooo
Ah-ooo, ah-ooooo...
Song parody by Mason "Got Milk?" Resnick.

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Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
555.....Now I'm looking forward to the sequel, heh heh.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
In Sweden it is considered discrimination, even sorta forced child abuse by proxy, to try to stop a mother from breast feeding in public places. It's a sort of if-you-gotta-go-you-gotta-go situation and I fully agree with that policy.
QC79 - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
In some parts of the US, (mainly the red states) breast feeding is considered a form of public indecency. Talk about screwed-up priorities!
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You want screwed-up societal priorities? Scene: Two people walking along a public beach that is not designated as either a nude beach or a topless beach. One person is an adult man who is overweight and whose breasts are huge and sag down on his hairy chest like two Double-D bags of fur-covered flab. The other person is an adult woman whose chest is completely flat. Quiz time: Who gets arrested and thrown in jail for public indeceny?
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I forgot to specify, in my previous comment's example-scenario, that both the grossly-emboobied man and the totally-boobless woman are topless as they walk along that beach.
MasonR - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Know I can hear you dream--agreed! I'm a card-carrying member of La Leche league (well ok, my wife is...). QC79--interesting that the song took on a more social/political message than my original intention, which was to rhyme "rack" and "Similac." Johnny D--of course, if the the flat-chested woman started nursing an infant, the indecency police would fine her double.
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
But if the humongously-boobified hairy gentleman started nursing an infant gorilla in public, the improbability police would PAY him double. ;-)
MasonR - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
What have my little comment started here... :-)
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Giggles galore, lactating laughter. 555

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