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Song Parodies -> "Curry And Ghee Ain't Bad"

Original Song Title:

"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"

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Parody Song Title:

"Curry And Ghee Ain't Bad"

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The Lyrics

This is about a guy whose favorite Yogi is a Berra.
We can meditate all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I know my mantra isn't sounding right
I think I snuffed my inner light out here

And maybe you'll eat dhal all night
But I have had enough of this over-spiced meal
The Maharishi has been acting real strange
I think it's time for me to leave here

This lotus pose makes my muscles tight
It bunches up my underwear
I'm tired of rice and spice and Indian fare
and I've been stuck in here so long
I want a pizza, man, I want a beer!

And all I can do is keep on telling you
Hare hare
But there ain't no way this Asharm can make me stay
Now don't be sad
'cause curry and ghee ain't bad

I'm wearing soft and breatheable fabrics now
My shoes are man-made they do not come from cows
I know you're tryin' to feel your chokra but hang out with a jock
Well, there ain't no ayurvedic cure stuck in the corners of this cracker jack box

I can't lie
I can't tell you this is better than Pot
It doesn't make me high
I'm done meditating,
Searching for levels that I simply, I simply ain't got

Now I remember the last time that I tried to leave
But that was so many years ago
When Maharishi said I tore out a piece of his heart
He wasn't so sincere
Ooh I know
And then again I tried to leave on a stormy night
The desciples caught me, chained me to my bed
And though I pleaded and I begged "just let me walk out that door"
They sealed it shut and said "no way"

Now I keep on telling you
I keep on telling you
I keep on telling you
Namaste (ohmmmmm)
Hare Hare (ohmmmmm)
But there ain't no way this Asharm can make me stay
Now don't be sad
'cause curry and ghee ain't bad

No don't be sad
'cause curry and ghee ain't bad...

We can meditate all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe I'm the first to vote on this....I'm now feeling very centred (after my chicken korma). Very tasty parody-555
MasonR - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Kristof, thanks for your vote and balanced review...and yes I've noticed a falloff in comments since I started posting parodies here a month ago. I hope it picks up--the feedback helps!
Kristof Robertson - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You keep writing- I'll keep reading. Deal?
MasonR - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof: Deal! (You can read my other parodies here: Thanks for your support! :-)
byron - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
dat was real funny esp, for those who know of the hindi jargon

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