Song Parodies -> This Was Hockey
| Original Song Title: | "We Will Rock You" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "This Was Hockey" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
With condolences especially to our Canadian friends...
Daddy, what is this? All these big men
Missing all their teeth, fighting with pucks and sticks all day
They've got blood on their face
A big disgrace
I do not want to go into this place
Sonny this was, this was hockey
This was, this was hockey
Skating on the ice can be real nice
Figure skating's neat, those guys won't screw their fans one day
NHL has lost face
A big disgrace
Empty arenas all over the place
This was, this was hockey
This was, this was hockey
Daddy what is this? All these lawyers
Fighting over cash, gonna kill off a sport this way
Fans will refuse to pay
New game to play
Pitchers and catchers reported today!
This was, this was hockey
This was, this was hockey
Bye bye! This was, this was hockey
Sonny, this was, this was hockey
Play ball! (blistering guitar solo)
Missing all their teeth, fighting with pucks and sticks all day
They've got blood on their face
A big disgrace
I do not want to go into this place
Sonny this was, this was hockey
This was, this was hockey
Skating on the ice can be real nice
Figure skating's neat, those guys won't screw their fans one day
NHL has lost face
A big disgrace
Empty arenas all over the place
This was, this was hockey
This was, this was hockey
Daddy what is this? All these lawyers
Fighting over cash, gonna kill off a sport this way
Fans will refuse to pay
New game to play
Pitchers and catchers reported today!
This was, this was hockey
This was, this was hockey
Bye bye! This was, this was hockey
Sonny, this was, this was hockey
Play ball! (blistering guitar solo)
Parody lyrics by Mason Resnick
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Yeah, the NHL cancelled the whole season. Dentists across America must be crying.
They're thick and I'm tired of it. I love hockey, and I just don't see how this can possibly help them in the future.
Love the way you structured this, with the kid asking the questions. First verse is hilarious. 5s.
What John Barry said!
this was...this was...funny....................sad about the hockey season, though...5s
Scathe--Ah, dentists...how will they afford their Leicas now? Jeff Reuben--It won't help hockey but might be a good thing for, uh, ummm...Lacrosse? John Barry, QC79--Thanks, I wrote the first verse a few weeks ago when the season was starting to look terminal, finished it off yesterday. Alvin Rhodes--well at least Baseball doesn't have any controversies...uh, never mind...
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