I: The Nose

Some say it is one huge honker
The room shakes when he'd sneeze
And I watch it in the theater
You know, it's big indeed

And his face is all a-tremble
The weight of it yet grows
So alas, I pity Ringo
Because of his big nose

II: Claymation

Yes I know it isn't art
In a world of computer graphics,
It's claymation that's making me giggle
Wallace and Grommit, I laugh out loud
He's looking for Pokie, I hope Gumby finds him
And it seems like nobody left can make 'toons that make me laugh
All the cartoons I see now just look like drafts
Like drafts

III: Just Bad Pagination

I read The New Yorker, but one thing just makes me cry
I read every word but it can be hard to try
Continuations bold, so I flip through ads
But not all the page numbers can be seen, and that is sad

It is just bad pagination
That's frustrating me
It is just bad pagination
That's frustrating me

IV: Moe, Moe, Moe

Moe, Moe, Moe,
Larry and Curly
Larry and Curly

Moe, Moe, Moe
Larry and Curly
Larry and Curly

Moe, Moe, Moe
Larry and Curly
Larry and Curly Joe...

V: Cheese is Sliced, Soup Will Scar

Cheese is sliced
Cheese is sliced
Lox, onion rings and a bagel's nice
Cheese is sliced
Cheese is sliced
Muenster is plain; Camaembert is spiced

Cheese is sliced
Soup will scar
Prunes aren't ru'ned
They're stored in a jar
Peas are nice
Soup will star
Pork; Get a fork
Juice, and there you are

VI: I Hate Blister Packs

I went to the store to buy me a CD machine
And sitting in that clear plastic, it looked so clean
And so I took it home
But when I was alone
I tried to take it out
And it defeated me yeah me.

You see,
I hate blister packs
I wish that I could buy from a bulk bin, baby
I hate blister packs
I wish there was a law and they'd all be banned!

VII: Hey There Lonelygirl15

Hey there Lonelygirl, Lonelygirl
Make more YouTube vids I can view
Oh, my lonelygirl, lonelygirl
You're a fake but still I must watch you