Song Parodies -> The Allergy Song
| Original Song Title: | "The Logical Song" |
| Original Performer: | Supertramp |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Allergy Song" |
| Parody Written by: | MasonR |
This one's nothing to sneeze at...
When I was young, I used to eat choc-o-late,
marzipan
'till I got eczema on my hands
Then my cat made me sneeze,
So we had to get rid of it
Or I'd be sick.
Oh, they were bad for me,
Allergies
There are times when all the world can breathe
The pollen goes so deep
I cannot clear my mind
I take drugs, but then I need to sleep
And shots give me the creeps
I sniffle all the time,
All the time
When I eat nuts, I throw up. I can't keep 'em down
It makes me frown
My throat closes up, brings me down
So I carry with me
Some sudafed medicine
An eppi-pen
A toxical
shock again
There are times when all I'm served is beans
And I am not serene
Indian restaurants--banned
I can't tell sometimes what I am served
I know it sounds absurd
Reactions I can't stand
I can't stand
(Wheezing, coughs and sneezes during instrumental break)
There are times when all I'm served is beans
And I am not serene
Indian restaurants--banned
I can't tell sometimes what I am served
I know it sounds absurd
Reactions I can't stand
I can't stand
marzipan
'till I got eczema on my hands
Then my cat made me sneeze,
So we had to get rid of it
Or I'd be sick.
Oh, they were bad for me,
Allergies
There are times when all the world can breathe
The pollen goes so deep
I cannot clear my mind
I take drugs, but then I need to sleep
And shots give me the creeps
I sniffle all the time,
All the time
When I eat nuts, I throw up. I can't keep 'em down
It makes me frown
My throat closes up, brings me down
So I carry with me
Some sudafed medicine
An eppi-pen
A toxical
shock again
There are times when all I'm served is beans
And I am not serene
Indian restaurants--banned
I can't tell sometimes what I am served
I know it sounds absurd
Reactions I can't stand
I can't stand
(Wheezing, coughs and sneezes during instrumental break)
There are times when all I'm served is beans
And I am not serene
Indian restaurants--banned
I can't tell sometimes what I am served
I know it sounds absurd
Reactions I can't stand
I can't stand
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Brilliant job - well done. 555
Hehe! That's a good one! 5-*achoo*-5-*achoo*-5*achoo!*
Great job! 5's
Thanks for coughing up all of those 5's! This was one of the more autobiographical parodies I've done. Yes I was really allergic to chocolate as a kid. Carob bars rock! ;-)
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